crabfart

A womens queef or a mans fart where the are is covered in hair with crabs and whils the air (flatulence) leaves the body little crabs(lice) fly through the air

Yo.. that hoe was nasty i had to shave my head after she left a nasty crabfart afer sex

by djames69 June 30, 2011

crapfart

When a person intends to pass gas but ends up with a bit of stink in his or her pants.

Person 1: Hey, why did you run out of class today?

Person 2: It was so embarrassing, I had a crapfart.

by 4doxyr March 7, 2017

crafarting

the combination of crafting and farting; can be used as a verb or noun

verb:
the art or skill of crafting, but farting around instead.

noun:
the skill behind or for farting noises

I'm at work, but I'd rather be crafarting.

by Hazel Rider April 21, 2009