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Term used by british paratroopers when speaking of any other regiment. Since almost all of them wear hats for parade etc. The Royal Irish wear dossbags on their heads as an exception.

Craphat is synonymous to: hat, hiraldo, haribo and harry (since he is also a hat)

Para Reg recruits are referred to as Joebags, not craphats. They might wear a cuntcap for a while but never a craphat.

Recruits might be “motivated” or “encouraged” to work harder so as to not drop out and have to become a craphat.

Those that stick with the programme and become members of the regiment are therefore automatically hateful towards weakness. It cannot be allowed to exist. Hence the hate for other regs, nothing personal harry.

All those cooks and clerks in the brigade that might wear a maroon beret are still hats, and horrendous ones at that.

7RHA(para) that like to call themselves 7PARA are also hats.

A maroon beret is therefore NOT the same as THE maroon beret or the maroon machine, maroon lid.
Tom1-Harry the hiraldo is a hideous HAT!

Tom2- Aye he’s a screamer mate, a fucking craphat.

Hat1- Excuse me, that is offensive
Tom1&2 in perfect unison-RUN AWAY YOU FUCKING HAT
Craphat by FatCat Hammy March 5, 2020
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Crashing Your Donkey

Crashing your Donkey- This is a much better way of saying I got really really drunk last night. More than likely your Donkey ends up going out in it's apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur. So next time you get trashed please remember not to lose your Donkey and when people ask you what the hell happened to you last night just tell them you crashed your Donkey and walk away. It's a freaking funny way to express yourself in a Donkey hangover kind of way.
10 Common ways to express your self in a Donkey kind of way :-)

Crashing Your Donkey.....

1. I crashed my Donkey.
2. I lost my Donkey in the woods.
3. My Donkey is stuck in the tree.
4. Have you seen my Donkey lately?
5. My Donkey Lost a leg last night.
6. I was humping my Donkey but he fell asleep on me.
7. Donkeys can fly!!! Seen it with my own two eyes.
8. Hi! My name is Donkey.
9. I freaking totaled my Donkey last night
10. I crashed my Donkey into a guardrail and he rolled down the hill into the creek.
Crashing Your Donkey by Ron420 January 16, 2010

crashing out 

To willingly or unwittingly enter into a situation knowing the outcome will not be good.
Im worried about you bro your "crashing out"
Let this bitch keep talkin and im bout to crash all the way out
crashing out by Rich<> May 17, 2016

Crash Out 

person 1: “Jadarrius killed someone for stepping on his shoes.”
Person 2: “ Oh really? He really crash out.”
Crash Out by Dhgfrff December 2, 2019

Crashanova 

1.One who loves to crash. Physically or Romantically he will fall hard.

2.An athletic deviant who takes extreme pleasure indulging in sex, skating, and candy.

3.A guy from Dallas who taught your girlfriend that thing you like. You are welcome.
1. Mollie: That's the fifth time Crashanova has gone down tonight!

Reb: That's what she said!
Crashanova by Tacos&Tulips February 4, 2010

Crash pic 

a group picture to have with your friends for when you pass away.
by CAR CRASH
age
sickness
ect.
hey guys let’s get a Crash Pic.
Crash pic by founderofpeace December 18, 2020

Bubblegum Crash

Mega Tokyo 2034
The Japanese Cyberpunk Classic Continues!
A three-part original video animation sequel to Bubblegum Crisis.
Bubblegum Crash 1 - Illegal Army
Bubblegum Crash 2 - Geo Climbers
Bubblegum Crash 3 - Melt Down
The result of comparing Bubblegum Crisis to Bubblegum Crash! is that it is merely a less extreme vision of the same thing. In all honesty, Bubblegum Crash! does spend too much time on combat and not enough developing the story and characters. Still, it is no worse than most anime in this respect
Bubblegum Crash by Iriatv October 2, 2011