1.One who loves to crash. Physically or Romantically he will fall hard.

2.An athletic deviant who takes extreme pleasure indulging in sex, skating, and candy.

3.A guy from Dallas who taught your girlfriend that thing you like. You are welcome.
1. Mollie: That's the fifth time Crashanova has gone down tonight!

Reb: That's what she said!
by Tacos&Tulips February 4, 2010
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What you'd likely become if you recklessly drove an early-'60's-to-late-'70's-era GM "Chevy II" sports car around town in an attempt to get all da gals to swoon over you.
I prefer females who value common sense and good judgement in a guy; I don't need any foolish-minded or "spaced out" chicks who love to go roaring around with Crashanovas!
by QuacksO April 6, 2021
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