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Crashanova 

1.One who loves to crash. Physically or Romantically he will fall hard.

2.An athletic deviant who takes extreme pleasure indulging in sex, skating, and candy.

3.A guy from Dallas who taught your girlfriend that thing you like. You are welcome.
1. Mollie: That's the fifth time Crashanova has gone down tonight!

Reb: That's what she said!
Crashanova by Tacos&Tulips February 4, 2010
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Crashanova 

What you'd likely become if you recklessly drove an early-'60's-to-late-'70's-era GM "Chevy II" sports car around town in an attempt to get all da gals to swoon over you.
I prefer females who value common sense and good judgement in a guy; I don't need any foolish-minded or "spaced out" chicks who love to go roaring around with Crashanovas!
Crashanova by QuacksO April 6, 2021

casanova of gryffindor tower 

student one: who’s the casanova of gryffindor tower?
student two: remus lupin

Cowboy casanova 

A good looking guy that looks even better in a cowboy hat than anyone. Quick with the ladies, scores dates in about an hour. Decent dancer and makes scary eye contact with the girls, making them feel more special than they are. On to the next girl within a month.
That Henry Parker Ward is a cowboy casanova, did you see how fast he moved on.
Cowboy casanova by song girl February 21, 2010

casanova 

A smooth-talking charmer who has mastered the art of finding, meeting, attracting and seducing beautiful women into the bedroom. One he accomplishes his goal, he leaves the woman in fear of having a relationship and proceeds to find his next conquest.
Border's bookstore: "Beware of Casanovas!"
casanova by killing angel January 11, 2008

Casanova 

1. Historic figure that was a smooth talker, able to seduce many women who were married, single, nuns, or even possibly promised to someone else.

2. Casanova is an old term for "player" in some way, who has more class or charm. Most women were in love or adored him as he never treated them badly, just pretended to be in love with each one, and left them. (Leading them on)

(Can be used as a compliment or insult, depending on how it's used and who it's coming from. )
"Romeo was so romantic, I wish he was my boyfriend. Imagine dying for someone you love?" -girl one
"Er... Romeo was a casanova, he was madly in love with Juliet's cousin before he saw her at the capulets celebration ... One night of fun and his blood stayed in one place ever since" girl two
"He still has a nice ass" girl one
*Rolls eyes* girl two
Casanova by Pennyfoyothoughts December 30, 2016

crassanova 

Some dude who is an crass and an asshole but somehow is cool/rad enought to get his way with lots of babes because for some unknown reason lots of girls are attracted to getting treated like shit.
dude1:"Did you hear about Johnny?"
dude2:"Yeah didn't he pinch Megans nose and make her swallow his cum after a blowjob?"
dude1:"Haha yeah, she loves him though. Damn he's such a Crassanova"
crassanova by sebastian crucial December 7, 2006
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