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When you are chatting with someone online, and they are being an asshole or really annoying you say coyfh, which means cut off your fucking hands.
Friend: OMG THE PS3 TROPHY'S ARE COMING OUT AND THEY ARE GOING TO BE SO BAD ASS

You: Dude, coyfh, you know its just a rip off of Xbox achievements.
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A ‘coyshy’ is when a guy tells a girl that he isn’t ready for a relationship but keeps the girl around for months on end just because he is horny. A person can also be said to pull a coyshy if they do not have the balls to ask the girl out as a girlfriend.
“Fuck me, can you believe that Liam’s pulled a coyshy with that girl for 5 months?! The poor girl is desperate for a boyfriend but he won’t budge”
Coyshy by RiggQuadKings January 16, 2022
Related Words
coyfh • COYF • coffhol • COFH • confHIGHdence • coych • Coycho • Coyshy • coy fish • coy hackney
"DUDE I JUST MADE SOME COFFHOL"
coffhol by EveLePotatoe June 5, 2019
Acronym; standing for; Cum on your face. Can be used also by replacing 'Y' for 'H', Cum on her face. To be used in public places where it may not be appropriate to say "cum on your face."
What I wouldn't give to coyf.

I was walking in the mall yesterday and I saw a girl. After approaching her I politely asked; "excuse me miss, would you mind if I coyf?" She, of course, obliged.
COYF by Mr. Gisriel December 16, 2008

confHIGHdence 

The feeling of over all confidence to do anything from talking to any girl at a party or saying whatever you want without getting embarrased because you are HIGH
Guy 1: Dude what happened, why'd you stop talking to that girl outta no where?

Guy 2: Ionno man i guess sobered up and lost all the confHIGHdence...

Guy 1: Oooo, tough bro, oh well my turn
confHIGHdence by qwertyqwert2 January 30, 2010
A female who is very shy but flirty, who is also a very emotional person. She usually will shy away from you when you talk to her, just like a fish swims away when you get near it. But once she gets used to you, she will never leave your side.
She's really cute but she's such a coyfish.

I wanna talk to her but she acts like a coyfish.
Coyfish by Rosyquartz September 25, 2016
One who fronts a convincing image and specific charm in social media to procure sensitive information and media on their targets.
"I know barely anything about this person and they convinced me to share things I don't want anyone to know...Got coyfished and I hope nothing comes of it."
Coyfish by hellrazor_x September 25, 2018
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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