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Acronym; standing for; Cum on your face. Can be used also by replacing 'Y' for 'H', Cum on her face. To be used in public places where it may not be appropriate to say "cum on your face."
What I wouldn't give to coyf.

I was walking in the mall yesterday and I saw a girl. After approaching her I politely asked; "excuse me miss, would you mind if I coyf?" She, of course, obliged.
COYF by Mr. Gisriel December 16, 2008
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COYF is an acronym for Cock On Your Face.
Usually used to describe a homosexual person.
1. "Crossy you COYF, you had you cock on that lads face."
2. Crossy is a right COYF
3. "What's that COYF called again?
"You mean Crossy."
COYF by Nick Barker June 30, 2007
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COYF coyfh
When you are chatting with someone online, and they are being an asshole or really annoying you say coyfh, which means cut off your fucking hands.
Friend: OMG THE PS3 TROPHY'S ARE COMING OUT AND THEY ARE GOING TO BE SO BAD ASS

You: Dude, coyfh, you know its just a rip off of Xbox achievements.
A female who is very shy but flirty, who is also a very emotional person. She usually will shy away from you when you talk to her, just like a fish swims away when you get near it. But once she gets used to you, she will never leave your side.
She's really cute but she's such a coyfish.

I wanna talk to her but she acts like a coyfish.
Coyfish by Rosyquartz September 25, 2016
One who fronts a convincing image and specific charm in social media to procure sensitive information and media on their targets.
"I know barely anything about this person and they convinced me to share things I don't want anyone to know...Got coyfished and I hope nothing comes of it."
Coyfish by hellrazor_x September 25, 2018

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026