cowyism

A Cowyism is widely becoming a term used for the misspelling and phoneticisation of simple words that even a child could spell.

I screemd because of a dreem I had last nite about cowyisms.
I'm boared of listening to canebal corpse.

by LordJaffa December 14, 2008

Cowism

A religion that is a parody of religion. This "religion" or "cult" obeys the prophet Bob Cretcham, who discovered the existence of the Holy Cows and the Flying Cows. The Holy Cows are the creators of Earth and protect all cows. Flying cows are what believers are reincarnated to after death in Cow Heaven. Believers are expected to follow nine commandments, which include saying a prayer every two seconds and sacrificing a gift for the Holy Cow. There was a video published on youtube based on Cowism, called 'COWISM-AMAZING NEW CULT! SOLVES EVERYTHING!'.

"Hey, what's your religion?"
"I believe in Cowism."
"LOL!"

by flying4cows16 April 25, 2015

coryism

This word is used to describe any sort of word or action that could come from one individual Cory. These situations/warped points of view are easy to spot to most sane individuals.

Person1: "Just look at that! He(she) must walk on the same side of the street as the UPS man."

Person2: "Why would that matter? Oh wait, this must be a coryism.

by oprdzl July 20, 2004

Codyism

A "Codyism" is when a person will get upset over something insignificant, or for no reason whatsoever. Throwing a temper tantrum or refusing to talk to someone until they answer a trivial question.

Billy had a codyism because the soda machine was sold out of Coke

by pixiedust16 May 4, 2011

Zarcho Phrabic Cowism Mcrapism Alienism Judism Asian Phobia Of Poop

To have an extostential ammount of either, Ethnicities, Races, Species, a large ammount of asian fear of shit cumming (yes, cumming) out of your gludius maximus. (also known as your ass)

Holy shit! Zach been going Zarcho Phrabic Cowism Mcrapism Alienism Judism Asian Phobia Of Poop on us!

by Matthew Quick December 25, 2007

Cowism

The worshipping of Cow God Barry and cows.

"I'm part of Cowism!"

by Cow God Barry October 31, 2023

Coryism

An unusual speech pattern often characterized by confusing two or more words/phrases in one's head, producing either an unintended word/phrase or a new, third word/phrase that combines the two when spoken. Coined by Newgrounds artist/animator Cory J. Beck (aka Spazkid or Spazkidin3d), who has this speech pattern as displayed on both the podcast SleepyCabin and the Let's Play channel OneyPlays.

1. Cory said "lethargic" when he meant to say "cathartic," so that was a Coryism.

by SwipeWire March 14, 2026