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A Cowyism is widely becoming a term used for the misspelling and phoneticisation of simple words that even a child could spell.
I screemd because of a dreem I had last nite about cowyisms.
I'm boared of listening to canebal corpse.
cowyism by LordJaffa December 14, 2008
Words you can keep
A religion that is a parody of religion. This "religion" or "cult" obeys the prophet Bob Cretcham, who discovered the existence of the Holy Cows and the Flying Cows. The Holy Cows are the creators of Earth and protect all cows. Flying cows are what believers are reincarnated to after death in Cow Heaven. Believers are expected to follow nine commandments, which include saying a prayer every two seconds and sacrificing a gift for the Holy Cow. There was a video published on youtube based on Cowism, called 'COWISM-AMAZING NEW CULT! SOLVES EVERYTHING!'.
"Hey, what's your religion?"
"I believe in Cowism."
"LOL!"
Cowism by flying4cows16 April 25, 2015
This word is used to describe any sort of word or action that could come from one individual Cory. These situations/warped points of view are easy to spot to most sane individuals.
Person1: "Just look at that! He(she) must walk on the same side of the street as the UPS man."

Person2: "Why would that matter? Oh wait, this must be a coryism.
coryism by oprdzl July 20, 2004
A "Codyism" is when a person will get upset over something insignificant, or for no reason whatsoever. Throwing a temper tantrum or refusing to talk to someone until they answer a trivial question.
Billy had a codyism because the soda machine was sold out of Coke
Codyism by pixiedust16 May 4, 2011

Zarcho Phrabic Cowism Mcrapism Alienism Judism Asian Phobia Of Poop 

To have an extostential ammount of either, Ethnicities, Races, Species, a large ammount of asian fear of shit cumming (yes, cumming) out of your gludius maximus. (also known as your ass)

Holy shit! Zach been going Zarcho Phrabic Cowism Mcrapism Alienism Judism Asian Phobia Of Poop on us!
The worshipping of Cow God Barry and cows.
"I'm part of Cowism!"
Cowism by Cow God Barry October 31, 2023
An unusual speech pattern often characterized by confusing two or more words/phrases in one's head, producing either an unintended word/phrase or a new, third word/phrase that combines the two when spoken. Coined by Newgrounds artist/animator Cory J. Beck (aka Spazkid or Spazkidin3d), who has this speech pattern as displayed on both the podcast SleepyCabin and the Let's Play channel OneyPlays.
1. Cory said "lethargic" when he meant to say "cathartic," so that was a Coryism.
Coryism by SwipeWire March 14, 2026
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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