cow-orker 

A deliberate misspelling of co-worker, to amuse oneself or others.

One of my cow-orkers gave his two weeks notice after winning the lottery.

cow-orker by extasia January 8, 2009

cow-orker 

A fellow scientist. Cow-orkers are normally seen observing vollatile radoactive isatopes with hasty. Unfortunately, their job often ends with them being blowed to smitheroons

Gordon Freechman was studying in his was studying laboratoried.
Fellow scientist cow-orker Jimm said “Gordon Freemant what are you working on”

cow-orker by SMTElitist July 18, 2023

cow orker 

An orker of cows; not to be confused with "coworker", which is a person who works with you. Many, if not all of the problems you face on the job can be traced directly to the intervention of cow orkers.

I ain't workin' with him! He's a bloody cow orker!

cow orker by polish stallion August 15, 2006

Ex-coworker 

A word that Marci thinks refers to a person you used to work with. But she's wrong.

Marci: this ex-coworker of mine...
Jon: That's not a word...

Ex-coworker by Jaydee437 October 18, 2019

home coworker

Your spouse or family member when you are working from home. Corollary to office husband or office wife.

Dennis: Pam just walked in while I was on my conference call. As we have to share our home and both sustain our working environments, I am learning to manage along with my home coworker. When this Coronavirus blows over, I am going to introduce Pam to Jenny so that my home coworker can meet my office wife. Perhaps tonight I will call a meeting with my home coworker to put some effort toward producing a corona boomer.

home coworker by the comand'r April 3, 2020

Driving a coworker home 

When you are out at night with a coworker of the opposite sex & end up driving them home & somehow magically wake up in their bed the next morning.

Dan ended his night last night by driving a coworker home. He drove Sarah home from the bar last night. I went to pick up Dan this morning to play golf & he wasn't at his apt. Instead, he was at Sarah's from the night before and she was making him pancakes.

Driving a coworker home by Jeramiah Johnson September 14, 2010

Annoying Coworker 

The person with whom you share an office who constantly (pick one or several): clears his throat, shares all the minutest details of her boring existence, publicly agonizes over the smallest of decisions (often goes with previous quality), mosturizes his hands every five minutes, adjusts her clothes or hair every three minutes, or talks/laughs too loudly and too often.

Annoying coworker: "I just can't decide whether or not to attend my boyfriend's step-grandmother's funeral."

Me: "Were you close to her?"

A.C.: "I've only met her once about a year ago."

Me: "Was her death sudden?"

A.C.: "She's been battling cancer for three years now."

Me: "I wouldn't go."

A.C. (turns to other coworker in the room): "Should I go to my boyfriend's step-grandmother's funeral? I really think his family would appreciate me going."

Me: "Then why don't you go?"

A.C.: "Oh, I'm just not sure if my boyfriend wants me to go or not."

Me: "Why don't you ask him?"

A.C.: "Oh, I can't do that!"

...and on and on and on...

Annoying Coworker by Numerica October 24, 2006