Another person you are forced to be around 40+ hours a week in order to earn a paycheck. Outside of work, you would NEVER want to associate with this person except to point to them and tell the police, "Yeah, there's the idiot that stole your squadcar right there Officer".
DoubleTurds: Sitting in adjacent office cubicle Dude, what if you like ate your own Poop...and then crapped THAT out, would the result be like..DOUBLE TURDS?! LOL DANG I AM FUnnY!
WorkerBee: Hmmm. Are there comparable light and oxygen levels on the Idiot planet?
DoubleTurds: What? I remember this one time, there was this dude in High School, and man he was cool, I wanted to be THAT dude...
WorkerBee: Looks around at other office workersIs it Friday yet? Can we just SAY it is Friday,
and everyone agree to it, and just LEAVE..
DoubleTurds: I am so glad you are my co-worker,
and that we are BESTEST friends..
I think I will stay over night at your crib tonight if my wife lets me..hold on, Just let me call her now...
WorkerBee: Ok, I'm out! Whew, I just suddenly got very ill, something came over me...see you all on Monday!! Runs from cubicle
WorkerBee: Hmmm. Are there comparable light and oxygen levels on the Idiot planet?
DoubleTurds: What? I remember this one time, there was this dude in High School, and man he was cool, I wanted to be THAT dude...
WorkerBee: Looks around at other office workersIs it Friday yet? Can we just SAY it is Friday,
and everyone agree to it, and just LEAVE..
DoubleTurds: I am so glad you are my co-worker,
and that we are BESTEST friends..
I think I will stay over night at your crib tonight if my wife lets me..hold on, Just let me call her now...
WorkerBee: Ok, I'm out! Whew, I just suddenly got very ill, something came over me...see you all on Monday!! Runs from cubicle
by Stoogin-Poogins February 17, 2006
by vernon dutton January 20, 2004
1. A person, who shares a common work environment, who assists or has similar duties as oneself.
2. Same as 1, but does everything in their power to stop you from getting your job done
2. Same as 1, but does everything in their power to stop you from getting your job done
by Snapdragon August 8, 2003
A relationship where neither of you are real friends even though you know each other for far too long. You guys know each other fairly well but don't hang out or are actually into each other.
Just a way to friend zone someone.
Just a way to friend zone someone.
by BigJokesOnYou October 31, 2018
Walking through the office when you see a co-worker and do an odd half smile to acknowledge their presence
by 265354 July 10, 2013
This is similar to friends with benefits with a spin on it. It refers to the people who work together and hook up. They aren't in a serious relationship with each other, they only use each other for sex. And if they are married, not to each other, even better.
In the movie, Secretary, the character played by James Spader and the character played by Maggie Gyllenhall were co-workers with benefits.
by la crimsom femme September 25, 2008
When an annoying co-worker keeps bothering you so you fart every chance you get to create a large gas cloud to keep them away
Sometime I use the handy trick called co-worker hitlering to keep annoying co-workers away with my own gas
by hitlering-co-worker February 19, 2018