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Often known as Milk, Cow Cum is used as a Substitute for boob cum.
Used mostly for breakfast and child growth.
mike: cow cum makes bones strong
bob: ok
Cow Cum by nice133742069 April 23, 2021
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I <3 cow-cum
cow-cum by Dick denvry November 25, 2009
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A man who needs to cum constantly or becomes ornery, like a cow who has not been milked and has swollen udders. He requires daily "milking" to stay normal, or is at risk of going into a frenzied whiteout.
-Why is Neal whimpering and moaning at us?
-He's a cum cow, and hasn't ejaculated in the past 4 hours. He just needs to be milked.
-Too bad he has zero game. This could go on for weeks.
cum cow by BDP reproductions August 4, 2018
Male or female that has sexual intercourse with multiple individuals at one time (orgy) or throughout the course of a day and has not taken the time to rid him/herself of previous partner’s semen.
She probably has no idea who the baby’s daddy is, she’s a total cum-cow.
Cum-Cow by ES and AG January 13, 2008
Male or female that has sexual intercourse with multiple individuals at one time (orgy) or throughout the course of a day.
She probably has no idea who the baby’s daddy is, she’s a total cum-cow.

cum-cow by ES and AG January 13, 2008
Toxic Meme from Aydin's cringy twitch chat
CUM COW by floordaddy March 9, 2023

Cow Cumming 

When a girl has an intense orgasm and squirts her cum out in the same style as a cow squirting milk.
My girl and I were fucking so good man she was cow cumming all over the place!
Cow Cumming by Sexcgyal April 23, 2010
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