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A whiteout is when a man allows his penis to do all of his thinking for him. Akin to "blacking out" from being drunk, he may lose the ability to form coherent sentences, and begin communicating with offensively suggestive guttural sounds towards people.

The prevailing hypothesis suggests this is caused by a backlog of semen rushing to the cranium, soaking into the brain and impairing it's function. Once the whiteout is over, the man usually does not remember where he is, what he said, or what he did.
-Hey, why is Neal acting so aggressive and brash tonight?
-He must be having a whiteout because he saw a nice pair of jugs. We should issue a warning to everyone in the area: Hide the women and children.
by BDP reproductions August 4, 2018
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A man who needs to cum constantly or becomes ornery, like a cow who has not been milked and has swollen udders. He requires daily "milking" to stay normal, or is at risk of going into a frenzied whiteout.
-Why is Neal whimpering and moaning at us?
-He's a cum cow, and hasn't ejaculated in the past 4 hours. He just needs to be milked.
-Too bad he has zero game. This could go on for weeks.
by BDP reproductions August 4, 2018
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