cousin cousins

When inbreeding happened sometime in your recent family history and so now you have overlapping cousins (not 2nd cousins)

"Why my families lived in this county for 120 years. There didn't used to be that many people here, and were full red blooded Americans. Do you know what that means?"
"What?"
"I've got some cousin cousins"

by Obamanation2015 July 7, 2016

Cousin's Cousin

A term used instead of saying brother. A person's brother is also the cousin of their cousin. Using this term will make you sound awesome and confuse the person to which you are using the term, giving you the opportunity to share it with them.

John: Yo, what are you doing tonight?
Fred: Going to Olive Garden. My parents want to take me and my cousin's cousin out to dinner.

by Donny Mattingly April 29, 2011

Cousin's Cousin

Your cousin's cousin who is not of blood relation of you.

For example; your cousin's uncle is your dad who has you and your siblings but your cousin's aunt has children who are your cousin's cousin

"Will your cousin be coming over as well? "
"No, my cousin's cousin got a play so he's going over there"
"Your cousin's cousin? Your sibling"

"Oh no, this is my cousin's cousin from his mum's side not his dad"

by DancingCakes May 26, 2022

Weed cousin

Your cousin, usually older than you, who smokes a lot of weed. If you don't have an older brother, it is likely that your weed cousin introduced you to smoking, and that he probably did it too early. Depending on geographical relation, a high-schooler may find himself at his weed cousin's house as often as once a month, and it is common to procure cannabis from the weed cousin until one's own supply becomes secure. Usually the son of a vodka aunt.

I was off with my weed cousin last weekend... He introduced me to dabbing. And edibles. I still can't think clearly!

by KarimGiles September 23, 2016

Cousin-in-law

She or he married my cousin.

Me: She or he is my cousin-in-law.

by Sakurakage August 9, 2019

cousin marvin

When one is receiving oral sex from a hooker, and farts into the hooker's mouth.

"When Chuck Barry was getting a BJ from that hooker, he totally pulled a cousin Marvin on her."

by thzpcs January 2, 2017

Demarcus Cousins The Third

A Handsome sexy gentleman who is the most professional rawdogger the world has ever seen. He is also (Homiesexual) not homosexual and he is a big bald guy with no waves. Help him find his hairline @ 1-800 findmyhairline

YOO wassup jidion
whos jidion? its DeMarcus cousins the third

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