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courtneb 

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a avid oatmeal eater. typically defined as a german ostrich born in japan. enjoys canoodling with seahorses named talulu.
ellie: i want some oatmeal
courtneb: *reaches in her wrist lit* i have a spare packet
courtneb by talulutheseahorse October 31, 2020
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Courtney Page 

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the new standard of the porn world. Part sex addict, part comedian, part perfection.
Dick: Is she a pornstar?
Jane: Well, she's no Courtney Page!
Courtney Page by xxxpage May 18, 2011
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Courtney Stodden 

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A female (preferably under 18, or a teen bride) who makes weird duck-face facial expressions in an attempt to look sexy.
A: Look at this girl's facebook profile picture!
B: Jeez, she is such a Courtney Stodden.
Courtney Stodden by Ninjakillah April 30, 2012
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courtney coyne 

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slut. someone who sluts around and sleeps with everybody's boyfriends. she is a home wrecker who needs to be shot in the head. dont go near her or you will catch an std.
That girl Courtney Coyne is such a slut, she slept with my boyfriend!!
courtney coyne by sizzletits908 August 6, 2011
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Courtney 

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An amazing young woman with a strong, amazing personality. Usually has a smile on her face and is really pretty. Courtney is very loving and faithful. You can trust Courtney with anything, she wont let you down. Also a great kisser and great for cuddling. By far better than all the dirty hoes runnin around now a days!
Did you see that girl cuhhz?
How could I not? Thats a Courtney!
Whoever is with her is lucky as fuck!!
Courtney by BluntedNStuntin December 28, 2012
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Courtney 

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One of the kindest caring people ever. She is so loveable and when talking to her you are sure to have a laugh. She is always smiling and is friends with everyone. It’s impossible to dislike her and if you do you’re just jealous. She is great at keeping secrets and listening to others. She would never hurt someone on purpose. She loves to dance and listen to music. Sometimes she puts herself down and thinks she isn’t worth it but she needs to know she is amazing, beautiful, talented and has such a kind caring soul.
guy: look at that girl over there!
Girl: yeah that’s Courtney, she is my bestfriend
Guy: woah
Courtney by ICFB May 8, 2018
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CourtneyVonRyan® 

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CourtneyVonRyan® brand is a fashion house founded in 2017 by American fashion designer, entrepreneur, artist, and songwriter/producer Courtney VonRyan, which includes articles of high end luxury fashion, including accessories.
"I just went online to shop luxury brands and that CourtneyVonRyan® clothing is our of my budget".

Teen Girl: Wooooah, Ma you got me CourtneyVonRyan®!! Thank You, Thank You, Thank You!!
Mother of Teen Girl: "Yes, Happy Birthday baby girl.."
CourtneyVonRyan® by bigfactsnews December 7, 2019
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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