Courtneyed

The act of consuming excess amounts of alcohol to the point one requires hospitalisation.

Derived from the folklore of an infamous Australian girl.

'tonight is going to get messy'
'yeah, tonight we get Courtneyed'

by Stormy Puppy January 31, 2010

Courtneyed

The act of sleeping with a football team, most of your family members and is jealous of latinas with big booties.

Derived from the house of Thomson from the land of serpents in the Middle East.

Can be used as a verb, noun, or adjective.

-Bro did you hear about that one girl that Courtneyed John and Tony?
-Nah bro I heard about that one girl and a football team
-It's the same girl brooooo!!!

by Therealboywonder September 24, 2016

Courtney Page

the new standard of the porn world. Part sex addict, part comedian, part perfection.

Dick: Is she a pornstar?
Jane: Well, she's no Courtney Page!

by xxxpage May 18, 2011

Courtney Stodden

A female (preferably under 18, or a teen bride) who makes weird duck-face facial expressions in an attempt to look sexy.

A: Look at this girl's facebook profile picture!
B: Jeez, she is such a Courtney Stodden.

by Ninjakillah April 30, 2012

courtney coyne

slut. someone who sluts around and sleeps with everybody's boyfriends. she is a home wrecker who needs to be shot in the head. dont go near her or you will catch an std.

That girl Courtney Coyne is such a slut, she slept with my boyfriend!!

by sizzletits908 August 6, 2011

Courtney

An amazing young woman with a strong, amazing personality. Usually has a smile on her face and is really pretty. Courtney is very loving and faithful. You can trust Courtney with anything, she wont let you down. Also a great kisser and great for cuddling. By far better than all the dirty hoes runnin around now a days!

Did you see that girl cuhhz?
How could I not? Thats a Courtney!
Whoever is with her is lucky as fuck!!

by BluntedNStuntin December 28, 2012

Courtney

One of the kindest caring people ever. She is so loveable and when talking to her you are sure to have a laugh. She is always smiling and is friends with everyone. It’s impossible to dislike her and if you do you’re just jealous. She is great at keeping secrets and listening to others. She would never hurt someone on purpose. She loves to dance and listen to music. Sometimes she puts herself down and thinks she isn’t worth it but she needs to know she is amazing, beautiful, talented and has such a kind caring soul.

guy: look at that girl over there!
Girl: yeah that’s Courtney, she is my bestfriend
Guy: woah

by ICFB May 8, 2018