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complitarded

Something that is both Complicated and Retarded at the same time. Usually a project suggested by a middle manager or producer.
You want a web page with three search forms, but one is boolean and the other two are natural language? That's complitarded!
complitarded by M Black April 6, 2006

Complitarded

adj. Complicated to a point of incouragable inefficiency and utter uselessness.
This project has become complitarded.
Complitarded by Chris Hinkle April 5, 2006

Complitard 

Noun-

A person who seeks a difficult solution to an obviously easy problem.
Most people are complitards when it comes to life.
Complitard by Robert Btown April 8, 2010

Complitarted 

process, situation, objective, idea or thing that is difficult to follow, understand, explain, or deal with because of its lack of intellectual or emotional development or academic capability : having many facets that don't necessarily go together logically
I can't even explain the relationship between those two or why it is. Honestly its just so complitarted. But they deserve each other, it saves two other people.

These IKEA instructions are just too complitarted to follow! UGH!

Couraliana 

Couraliana is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is kind but blunt and straight to the point. Although she is in pain, she always has a bright smile on her face. Couraliana is the best thing that can happen to anyone. She can bring hope in hopeless situations. She can light up a room with her smile. She can turn a killer to a lover. There is no one like Couraliana.
I wish I was more like couraliana!!
Couraliana by John zimmer May 2, 2021

Complitack 

V: Mixture of a compliment and an attack. Can be used to compliment someone for having a high amount of ability in an undesirable trait or simply to serve as a sarcastic way to tell someone how terrible they are.

This is similar to the "grandma-burn" an insult from your grandmother that is typically delivered in a very sweet tone, and followed by fresh baked cookies.
Examples of "Complitacks" include (but are not limited too)

I LOVE how you can lie about something and feel no remorse. Congrats!

OR

Hey bro, thanks for eating all the bacon and not saving me any. I know it was a real struggle for you but you stayed strong and kept it all for yourself. Bravo!
Complitack by loginabox22 April 21, 2011