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Complitack 

V: Mixture of a compliment and an attack. Can be used to compliment someone for having a high amount of ability in an undesirable trait or simply to serve as a sarcastic way to tell someone how terrible they are.

This is similar to the "grandma-burn" an insult from your grandmother that is typically delivered in a very sweet tone, and followed by fresh baked cookies.
Examples of "Complitacks" include (but are not limited too)

I LOVE how you can lie about something and feel no remorse. Congrats!

OR

Hey bro, thanks for eating all the bacon and not saving me any. I know it was a real struggle for you but you stayed strong and kept it all for yourself. Bravo!
Complitack by loginabox22 April 21, 2011
Words you can keep

complitarded

Something that is both Complicated and Retarded at the same time. Usually a project suggested by a middle manager or producer.
You want a web page with three search forms, but one is boolean and the other two are natural language? That's complitarded!
complitarded by M Black April 6, 2006

Complitarded

adj. Complicated to a point of incouragable inefficiency and utter uselessness.
This project has become complitarded.
Complitarded by Chris Hinkle April 5, 2006

complicrack

Giving somebody a compliment but also disrespecting them in a way at the same time
“Those jeans are cute but they make your ass look flat”
“Was that a complicrack?”
complicrack by Reesebich February 17, 2018

complitching 

Can you stop complitching about the housework!
complitching by dzcorle November 15, 2020

Complitard 

Noun-

A person who seeks a difficult solution to an obviously easy problem.
Most people are complitards when it comes to life.
Complitard by Robert Btown April 8, 2010

Complitarted 

process, situation, objective, idea or thing that is difficult to follow, understand, explain, or deal with because of its lack of intellectual or emotional development or academic capability : having many facets that don't necessarily go together logically
I can't even explain the relationship between those two or why it is. Honestly its just so complitarted. But they deserve each other, it saves two other people.

These IKEA instructions are just too complitarted to follow! UGH!
Complitarted by AussieGingerBear August 2, 2016
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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