Coulton

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If you find a Coulton don’t let him go because he is the best person in this world.

He is kind, thoughtful, funny, smart, down to earth, handsome and his lips are to die for.

Coulton is your future husband and the father of your children.

How can you not love him ?

Everything about him is special so if you already have a Coulton in your life you’re the happiest person in the world.

The way Coulton smile makes me fall in love with him over and over again.

Coulton by Boo Boo Bear Cuddle Cub January 17, 2020

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Coulton

The most country motherfucker in the south

Gotdamit Coulton

Coulton by Yeetium October 18, 2018

Related Words

Coulton • Coulton Lentz • Jonathan Coulton • Jonathon Coulton • Doing a Coulton • Colton • Coulson • Coalton • cohlton • Colton John Dunning

Coulton Lentz

Typically has a small penis.. but a very large heart. He loves b(ass). Great with his hands. Wears size 10 1/2 slippers. Probably owns a row boat. Usually has a mom named Vicki. Most of the time he’s the baddest motherfucker in the room.

Coulton Lentz is a unicorn

Coulton Lentz by XZXY4 November 23, 2021

Jonathan Coulton

A former programmer turned singer/songwriter. First achieved notoriety with his folk rendition of "Baby Got Back". Wrote "Still Alive", the credits song in Portal; and "Code Monkey", which is now the theme song for the G4 show of the same name. Has six albums on iTunes and two podcasts. Possibly the only artists immune to the effects of fame and money.

Jonathan Coulton is the shit

Jonathan Coulton by The Ska Assassin February 17, 2009

Jonathon Coulton

A songwriting genius. His music is sort of folk-rockish and has nerdy lyrics involving zombies, nerd love and evil masterminds.

Some great songs by Jonathon Coulton:
Re: Your Brains
The Future Soon
Code Monkey
I Crush Everything
Skullcrusher Mountain

Jonathon Coulton by RandomDude65339339356217974 September 11, 2009

Doing a Coulton

Ignoring your best friends in a group chat

Ahhh classic Brandon, he’s doing a coulton on us!!!

Doing a Coulton by Spider-Sambo February 15, 2022

coulsonized

(ˈkəʊlsənʌɪzd) - overwhelmed with and inspired by the cool matter-of-factness, subtle humour, unimpressed attitude and overall awesomeness of S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent Phil Coulson, a.k.a. "Son of Coul", a character from the Marvel Universe, portrayed by the American actor, screenwriter and director Clark Gregg.

- "Who's your favourite character in The Avengers? Thor, Hulk, or Captain America?"
- "Neither. I'm completely coulsonized."

coulsonized by ChaosNDisaster August 29, 2012

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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