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cougars beat it 

Saint #1: we beat collegiate again
Saint #2: damn! again? cougars beat it
cougars beat it by cbi December 23, 2004

cougarita 

A female of hispanic origin who is not married, above 35 years old, frequents clubs, gyms and other social hangouts to pick up younger men, usually for her sexual satisfaction.
That cougarita I met last night moved her body in ways I had never imagined existed.
cougarita by Dr.Kam June 22, 2008

Cougaritis 

(koo ger itiss ) A term that describes a person with an infatuation with attractive older women, MILF or cougar resulting in a constant need or need or desire to be sexual around them.
I think Tom is suffering from cougaritis,he is always after the older Milf rather than the young hotties.
Cougaritis by IrisKay March 23, 2008

cougarita 

An older, Mexican or Latino woman who tries to have sex with much younger men.
That cougarita's moustache tickled when she went down on me last night.
cougarita by warfin January 4, 2011

Cougaritis 

A condition commonly resulting from or having contact with a cougar. Said contact is usually brief yet highly contagious. Symptoms of cougaritis include but are not limited to smelling like a box of wine, that guilty feeling, moral pains including thoughts of matricide, cougar-tooth, rusted bullet-hole, bad breath, severe headache, the taste for Schlitz in a can, and death.
After getting mauled by that cougar last night, Jim had a wicked case of cougaritis well into the middle of the work week.
Cougaritis by Hank Savage February 28, 2007
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
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