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Cotto means family, brotherhood, your squad. Keep it real.
"Kyle did you fuck my girl?"
"I keep it Cotto man, you got my next one "
Cotto by NJ HISTORIAN December 11, 2019
(Ital.) Those chewy little white bits found in salami-type products.

Definition origination: Observation of my young son opening his cotto-salami sandwich to remove the little white bits prior to eating.
Steve, stop picking out the cotto's!!!
Cotto'ed is an adjective that describes getting: destroyed, wrecked, demolished, beaten, annihilated, crushed, obliterated, slaughtered or otherwise brutally harmed beyond recognition. Similar to Miguel Cotto's face after he fought Antonio Margarito, who used gloves illegally filled with cement.
Buck:"yo Sam I heard this cat Jason got Cotto'ed, you know what happened?"
Sam:"Yeah man he got Cotto'ed big time. He was talking all this junk about God saying he didn't exist and stuff. The outta nowhere the dragon from the Hobbit (Smaug) came out of the sky breathed fire all over him then ate him.
Buck: "Damnnnn he got Cotto'ed to the max!"
Sam: "yeah forreal, that's why you don't blaspheme ."
Cotto'ed by cortez7 October 12, 2016

david cotto

David cotto is a good looking Latin he gets any girl he wants and gives a girl what she wants and how she wants it
David cotto is so sexy I love his Latin body

Cotton candy

A fluffy subsence that is made up of sugar and food colouring, you could even say it's a drop of heaven.
One guy: "man, that was some good cotton candy."
Other guy:"don't you mean some good heaven?"
One guy:"ummmmmmm"
Cotton candy by SplatterZee88 February 12, 2017
A doctor who specializes in eye, vision, and cock care. An ophthalmologist
I was having vision problems, and my penis was itching, so I scheduled a coctor appointment
coctor by ACanofGasoline September 22, 2021
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Person 2:......
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piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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