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cottonballs 

The dreaded later stage of beernuts.
When my beernuts turn to cottonballs, I'll be coming home to you.
cottonballs by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003
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cottonballs 

The testicles of an authentic blond man.
Does your man die his hair? No, he's got cottonballs.
cottonballs by Deagan The Wolf October 22, 2003

Cottonballs 

When sex feels like sandpaper cuz a bitch can’t stay wet
Damn hoe you got cottonballs a’sumn?”
Cottonballs by Dan jerkok November 16, 2019

Cottonballs 

"fluffy" white women who are "pick me" and thirsty for black men.
"Damn, the comments are filled with Cottonballs."
Cottonballs by bitchingcunt August 15, 2021

Cotton Balls 

The sqraunched up little kleenex tissues you find in the garbage by the computer used to wipe away any ejaculate that was expelled as a result of wacking off to porn or any online erotica.
Your trash is topped with cotton balls dude, how much porn do you watch?
Cotton Balls by bodanglez91 July 7, 2010

chocolate cotton balls

Regular cotton balls dipped in melted chocolate, then allowed to solidify. Then you serve them to guests. You don't know that you're eating something so nasty till it's too late.
Rusty's mother was throwing a party to celebrate her husband's death, so he decided to submit some chocolate cotton balls as his own contribution to the family candy.

cottonball jew 

A person related to Adolf Hitler in stature and character
Jill is a real cottonball Jew. She don't even care for human life forms
cottonball jew by Slothfather February 27, 2017
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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