cottonballs

The dreaded later stage of beernuts.

When my beernuts turn to cottonballs, I'll be coming home to you.

by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003

cottonballs

The testicles of an authentic blond man.

Does your man die his hair? No, he's got cottonballs.

by Deagan The Wolf October 22, 2003

Cottonballs

When sex feels like sandpaper cuz a bitch can’t stay wet

“Damn hoe you got cottonballs a’sumn?”

by Dan jerkok November 16, 2019

Cottonballs

"fluffy" white women who are "pick me" and thirsty for black men.

"Damn, the comments are filled with Cottonballs."

by bitchingcunt August 15, 2021

Cotton Balls

The sqraunched up little kleenex tissues you find in the garbage by the computer used to wipe away any ejaculate that was expelled as a result of wacking off to porn or any online erotica.

Your trash is topped with cotton balls dude, how much porn do you watch?

by bodanglez91 July 7, 2010

chocolate cotton balls

Regular cotton balls dipped in melted chocolate, then allowed to solidify. Then you serve them to guests. You don't know that you're eating something so nasty till it's too late.

Rusty's mother was throwing a party to celebrate her husband's death, so he decided to submit some chocolate cotton balls as his own contribution to the family candy.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter November 27, 2007

cottonball jew

A person related to Adolf Hitler in stature and character

Jill is a real cottonball Jew. She don't even care for human life forms

by Slothfather February 27, 2017