The sqraunched up little kleenex tissues you find in the garbage by the computer used to wipe away any ejaculate that was expelled as a result of wacking off to porn or any online erotica.

Your trash is topped with cotton balls dude, how much porn do you watch?

Cotton Balls by bodanglez91 July 7, 2010

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chocolate cotton balls

Regular cotton balls dipped in melted chocolate, then allowed to solidify. Then you serve them to guests. You don't know that you're eating something so nasty till it's too late.

Rusty's mother was throwing a party to celebrate her husband's death, so he decided to submit some chocolate cotton balls as his own contribution to the family candy.

chocolate cotton balls by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter November 27, 2007

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cottonball jew

A person related to Adolf Hitler in stature and character

Jill is a real cottonball Jew. She don't even care for human life forms

cottonball jew by Slothfather February 27, 2017

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