cottonballs

The dreaded later stage of beernuts.

When my beernuts turn to cottonballs, I'll be coming home to you.

by Tom Thamuz September 01, 2003

cottonballs

The testicles of an authentic blond man.

Does your man die his hair? No, he's got cottonballs.

by Deagan The Wolf October 22, 2003

cottonballing

To be high on oxycontin.

Fuck I wish I was cottonballing right now!

by Buffalo Brown December 13, 2006

cottonballed

The act of farting while seated such that the gas comes up from underneath and tickles your genitalia.

Agh, what's that smell?
I cottonballed....it was nice.

by Ninja Wink December 28, 2009

cottonball

when a guy wraps is balls in cotton so they are sensitive and then puts them in a girls mouth

cesco: so did you give that slut a cottonball last night?

hayden: you know it bro! it was so sick!

by theking0123456789 September 12, 2009

cottonball jew

A person related to Adolf Hitler in stature and character

Jill is a real cottonball Jew. She don't even care for human life forms

by Slothfather February 27, 2017

Cottonballs

When sex feels like sandpaper cuz a bitch can’t stay wet

“Damn hoe you got cottonballs a’sumn?”

by Dan jerkok November 16, 2019