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cottonballs 

The testicles of an authentic blond man.
Does your man die his hair? No, he's got cottonballs.
cottonballs by Deagan The Wolf October 22, 2003

Cottonballs 

When sex feels like sandpaper cuz a bitch can’t stay wet
“Damn hoe you got cottonballs a’sumn?”
Cottonballs by Dan jerkok November 16, 2019

Cottonballs 

"fluffy" white women who are "pick me" and thirsty for black men.
"Damn, the comments are filled with Cottonballs."
Cottonballs by bitchingcunt August 15, 2021

Cotton Balls 

The sqraunched up little kleenex tissues you find in the garbage by the computer used to wipe away any ejaculate that was expelled as a result of wacking off to porn or any online erotica.
Your trash is topped with cotton balls dude, how much porn do you watch?
Cotton Balls by bodanglez91 July 7, 2010

chocolate cotton balls

Regular cotton balls dipped in melted chocolate, then allowed to solidify. Then you serve them to guests. You don't know that you're eating something so nasty till it's too late.
Rusty's mother was throwing a party to celebrate her husband's death, so he decided to submit some chocolate cotton balls as his own contribution to the family candy.

cottonball jew 

A person related to Adolf Hitler in stature and character
Jill is a real cottonball Jew. She don't even care for human life forms
cottonball jew by Slothfather February 27, 2017
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When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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