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satan's cotton little finger 

If you use satan's cotton little finger, you are going to hell.

Satan's little cotton fingers 

What overly religious people call Tampons, especailly Southern Baptists.
Old Lady to friend:
Look at that tramp buying Satan's little cotton fingers instead of a sanitary pads like a good Christian girl should.

turtle's itching the cotton 

When you have to shit so bad it is poking out into your underwear
Uh oh, I better hurry to the toilet, the turtle is itching the cotton!

cotton slut 

A man or woman who would do just about anything for a tee shirt.
I'm a cotton slut, I'm going to this event just because they're offering a teeshirt.
cotton slut by Casedork September 24, 2004

cotton swab dick chick 

A girl who uses a cotton swab to gather seminal fluid from dicks.
Hey, stop that girl! She's a cotton swab dick chick and she's stole me cum. (say it in an Irish accent)

Cotton Slug 

A wet pussy that's still confined in panties.
My pussy is being a cotton slug! I've had to change my panties 4 times today!
Cotton Slug by Jshep June 26, 2015