cotsy 

When someone is a horny lump they are known as cotsy

Hes some cotsy biy. How about we cotsy bop

cotsy by GlizzyGobblingGoblin November 11, 2020

dead cotsy 

a weirdo, neek who thinks he’s bad but goes and tells his mum when he’s got into beef so she can call the police.

Tyrone: imma put you in a spliff and rape your mum
Toby: i’m telling my mum on you
Tyrone: sym you dead cotsy

dead cotsy by OFB Double Dz September 16, 2020

Cousy 

Cousy is anything you want it to be when it needs to be.

Sarah has been being a little cous/y lately and it’s really been bugging me.

If you touch me one more time, I will slap in the cousy.

Cousy by Lee Becky February 17, 2019

Cotswold Cock 

The Cotswold cock is used to describe men with a penile length of 9 inches or greater when flaccid. It is typically ascribed to men from the western counties of the United Kingdom.

They don't believe I have a Cotswold cock, I'm gonna smack it on their desk.

Cotswold Cock by Cotswold Connoisseur August 24, 2023

catsy 

The act of being so in love with cats that you start acting like them. You start acting loving, playful, fierce, and hyper.

You are acting very catsy today.

catsy by catlover135 June 18, 2014

finger cots 

Finger cots also known as finger condoms can be used in multiple ways. One way is to keep cuts covered like a bandaid, so it can avoid spreading diseases or infections. Kitcheners often use these after getting a cut. Another use for the finger cot is to assemble electronic devices. The most commonly referred use of the finger cots is to turn them into a substitue for a condom. Mostly used for fingering the vagina or anus. This does not however prevent the spread of STD's or herpes. Though it does have similarities to the condom the size is sustantially different.

"Honey before we ingage in sexual intercourse, let's have a little foreplay."
"Okay, make sure you have your finger cots with you."
"Oh I always do, now let's get freaky
;)."

finger cots by The Sexual Bunnies July 1, 2008

Coatsy 

When you talk too much, about too much, that may may or may not be related to the conversation in progress. It must offensive, always. It is the thin line between tasteless, and genius. However, one of the strongest points of pulling a "Coatsy" will be to use elaborate free association to legitimize the already disenfranchised diatribe in order to justify the relentless word storm.

this is a "coatsy" in progress.

"shut the fuck up coatsy!"

Coatsy by Ursa Mega A.K.A. "Coatsy" November 3, 2008