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Clousy
Clousy by Doozieoozie May 26, 2018
Cousin-in-law
Cousin-in-law by Sakurakage August 9, 2019
Weed cousin
Your cousin, usually older than you, who smokes a lot of weed. If you don't have an older brother, it is likely that your weed cousin introduced you to smoking, and that he probably did it too early. Depending on geographical relation, a high-schooler may find himself at his weed cousin's house as often as once a month, and it is common to procure cannabis from the weed cousin until one's own supply becomes secure. Usually the son of a vodka aunt.
I was off with my weed cousin last weekend... He introduced me to dabbing. And edibles. I still can't think clearly!
Weed cousin by KarimGiles September 23, 2016
cousin marvin
cousin marvin by thzpcs January 2, 2017
cousincidence
A coincidence between cousins.
Wow Cousin, that is so weird, I also had spaghetti for dinner last night, that is a total cousincidence.
cousincidence by CousinDan August 25, 2010
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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