Coatsy 

When you talk too much, about too much, that may may or may not be related to the conversation in progress. It must offensive, always. It is the thin line between tasteless, and genius. However, one of the strongest points of pulling a "Coatsy" will be to use elaborate free association to legitimize the already disenfranchised diatribe in order to justify the relentless word storm.

this is a "coatsy" in progress.

"shut the fuck up coatsy!"

Coatsy by Ursa Mega A.K.A. "Coatsy" November 3, 2008

Coatsy 

Coatsy :annoying, a douche, your best friend and worst enemy, obnoxious but friendly enough to not remove him from your life, it maybe in fact you can't physically avoid him as one is always around.

One to frequently ask for lifts and gobble goods from your Fridge at all hours and give nothing in return but on special occasions may buy you a meal if you look hungry.

Coatsy washes his hands in the punch bowl because he is too superior to wash them in a sink like his commoner friends.

Coatsy by Coatsy June 30, 2019

Trench Coats 

1. A type of coat which drapes down to your lower knees or near your feet. Occasionally has inner and/or deep pockets to carry materials.

2. A type of clothing that is infamously known by pretty much everyone in existence today from the Trench Coat Mafia who terrorized Columbine back in 1999.

3. I wear this kind of clothing and it scares the shit out of people.

4. If you wear it, you get severely steroetyped by pretty much anyone (even cops, who banned me from the mall for 'shoplifting'. They didn't like the coat, I presume).

Example 1: Me: I love my Trench Coat. It's so warm.

Example 2: Me: The Trench Coat Mafia made a bad name for these cool ass coats.

Example 3: Scared Citizen: Get that coat away from me!

Trench Coat Wearer: Fuck off, I ain't leaving buddy.

Example 4: Cop: I'm gonna have to let you leave, son.

Random Guy: Why, officer?

Cop: You shoplifted, didn't you?

Random Guy: Uh, no I didn't.

Cop: Well, the Trench Coat pretty much gives it away. You're banned for a year. If you come back, you'll be arrested.

Random Guy: I'm getting tired of this place, anyways. (Whispering) Fucking stereotype...

Trench Coats by Mister E. February 14, 2004

catsy 

The act of being so in love with cats that you start acting like them. You start acting loving, playful, fierce, and hyper.

You are acting very catsy today.

catsy by catlover135 June 18, 2014

Men in white coats 

Mostly doctors, but also Security officers, and other employees working in a psychiatric hospital.

"If I act crazy every day, the men in white coats will take me away"

Men in white coats by P2C August 18, 2011

shit on your coats 

A term used in speech when preparing the listener for some bad news. Another term for rain on your parade. Taken from Dane Cook's comedy routine.

Man, I hate to shit on your coats, but I just hit your car.

shit on your coats by H9834 September 15, 2008

white coats 

The boys in white who come for you when you're too crazy to integrate safely with the common populace.

"Dude, did you hear about Billy?"
"No, man, what happened?"
"Took him off to the loony bin. Damn white coats came for him yesterday."

white coats by ShiftyWizard June 22, 2015