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cottard
Basically the same thing as avetard, but these people reside at the Cottages of Norman, aka The Cot, these people are just as stupid and useless and probably have an even lower IQ. The cottages are just as trashy apartments and disgusting
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costard • custard • contarded • contard • custard cream • Custard Tart • CoDtard • costar • custard pie • castard
custard dragon
custard dragon by (•) (•) June 4, 2017
cowardly custard
cowardly custard by Terence Dactyl July 2, 2014
Custard Cruncher
BBC Radio 1 DJ Scott Mills. He takes it upon himself to ruin people's September by playing "All I want for Christmas is you".
Custard Cruncher by custard001 September 26, 2018
Rhubarb and custard
Rhubarb and custard by The curious bibliophile July 9, 2018
Fishfingers and Custard
The only food that the Doctor (Matt Smith) likes after regenerating. Amelia Pond has this in her freezer, and the Doctor finds it only after he tried almost every other food in Amelia's house.
I need... I need... I need....... Fishfingers and Custard!
*The Doctor gets a custard mustache*
Amelia Pond: Funny.
*The Doctor gets a custard mustache*
Amelia Pond: Funny.
Fishfingers and Custard by heyitsyouknowwho November 5, 2011
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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