Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

cosmotic 

epic gamer man that likes haxx in children game yes yes epic gamer kid scripter made adopthaxx lovely person mm sexy male
cosmotic is so sexy he made adopthaxx
cosmotic by cosmotickid October 4, 2020

cosmotic 

the guy with the awesome adopt me cheat who is gonna give me a vouch copy right cosmotic right im holding u at ugn point anyway

- the boss
the boss: !pride @Cosmotic
Cosmotic: fuck you
Cosmotic: !pride @the boss gottem
the boss: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
cosmotic by 873 October 4, 2020

Cosmostic 

To do with the cosmos or something otherworldly. Most often used in a supernatural sense.
Eg. The novel Romeo and Juliet refers to the cosmostic relation between the heavens and the young couple's fate.
Cosmostic by OrganicGodSlayer August 20, 2020

cosmetic perjury 

noun:
the tactful response required when u meet an acquaintance who has proudly changed hi/her hair, face or body in a failed attempt to improve his/ her appearance.
aks:"dude did u see that guy, what crap has he done to his hair,looks like he's got a broom up his head"
mj:"so , did u manage the cosmetic perjury??"
cosmetic perjury by its_aks November 5, 2005

kitchen cosmetics 

Term made famous in referring to YouTubers in the beauty community who attempt to make their own makeup and cosmetics. Usually means having informal development environments, such as in their kitchen and bedroom, or in relation to unhygienic practices and questionable ingredients. 'Kitchen cosmetics' became a famous term regarding John Kuckian's makeup line.
Cassey: "What do you think of John Kuckian's makeup line?"
Michelle: "What makeup line? You mean his kitchen cosmetics?"
kitchen cosmetics by beedot_i January 7, 2018
Cosmatic is the term relating to incomprehensible occurrences in the known universe. Fusing the concepts of “magic” and “cosmic”, it acts as an all encompassing replacement for any phenomenon that the human mind currently cannot explicitly describe, or explain. The ideological neutrality of the word “cosmatic” is intrinsic to accepting the inevitability of human fallibility when it comes to rationalizing the mysteries of life itself.
ie. "whoa man, the formula for a black hole is infinity times infinity reccouring? Thats hella cosmatic.."

"I dont know why that miracle happened brah, it was just so cosmatic"

"I don't know why we like each other; it's just some cosmatic connection I guess"
Cosmatic by minfjfinfp January 28, 2015
More from Urban Dictionary

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
Load more