Cosmoticles 

A wonderfully amazing person with a quirky name. Don't expect much from this person as they have no work ethic other then for things they enjoy.

Ted: You know that cool guy Cosmoticles?

Tod: Yeah, he enjoys watching us dance

Cosmoticles by Cosmoticles October 8, 2020

Costicles 

Testicles which resemble peanuts; the issue is often complicated by a tight scrot bag.
Common in those of Greek descent, therefore often disguised by a thick bush.
Men displaying costicles are known to avoid wearing budgie smugglers without the aid of a rolled up pair of socks.

No I've just inherited costicles from my uncle Stavros

Costicles by Queenturnip June 29, 2011