coronaphile 

One who possesses the fear of the COVID-19 virus.

Ben: “Dude, did you just how he just bought the entire stock of toilet paper and hand sanitizers!”
Sally: “Damn yeah! Mans seems like a total coronaphile.”

coronaphile by RealMaths April 4, 2020

Coronaphone 

Our carefully disinfected office phone, a result of the endlessly robotic janitorial motions we make before using our shared workspaces.

Gimme a minute while I prepare the Coronaphone.

Coronaphone by Dr Bunnygirl April 5, 2020

Coronaphiliac 

A person who harbors an abnormal love of the Coronavirus and all situations related to its presence.

Let’s just say she is beyond being merely fond of the COVID-19 condition of our world; she is a full blown Coronaphiliac!

Coronaphiliac by Dr Bunnygirl March 24, 2020

Coronaphilia 

An abnormal love of anything connected to COVID-19.

There was an ecstatic energy coming from him as he excitedly spoke of his recently diagnosed condition, a severe and unremitting case of Coronaphilia.

Coronaphilia by Dr Bunnygirl March 24, 2020

Coronaphobe 

A newly coined term used to describe a person with a clinical level of fear of contracting the Coronavirus.

Hell yes, I am a full-blown Coronaphobe!

Coronaphobe by Dr Bunnygirl March 23, 2020

Corsaphile

A person that drives a Vauxhall Corsa and offers underage girls lifts everywhere, Hoping to get more then a fingerblasting session from them.

That boy is such a corsaphile!

Corsaphile by TheRagingHelmet March 19, 2016

Coronahole 

A person who acts selfishly with unstoppable arrogance during times of world duress.

She acted like a true Coronahole when she purchased all the toilet paper, sanitary wipes, and hand sanitizer in the store.

Coronahole by Mkalandar March 16, 2020