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Coronaials 

The onslaught of babies that are going to be born about 9 months after the Coronavirus Scare convinces everyone to stay home.
“With every major sporting and concert getting cancelled, people are just going to stay home for a couple of weeks bang. Get ready for the wave of Coronaials this December.”
Coronaials by GonzoParker March 14, 2020

Coronaphone 

Our carefully disinfected office phone, a result of the endlessly robotic janitorial motions we make before using our shared workspaces.
Gimme a minute while I prepare the Coronaphone.
Coronaphone by Dr Bunnygirl April 5, 2020

Coronahoax 

Also known as "COVID-19", the imaginary, fake, made-up PLANdemic perpetuated by the lying "news" media, used as a distraction for the World Economic Forum to bring about "The Great Reset".
What a moron, you fell for the Coronahoax!
Coronahoax by Sporkinator March 28, 2021

Coronaphobic 

The clinical term for an intense and unremitting level of fear of contracting the Coronavirus.
Hell yes, I’ve become insanely Coronaphobic!
Coronaphobic by Dr Bunnygirl March 23, 2020

Coronaphiliac 

A person who harbors an abnormal love of the Coronavirus and all situations related to its presence.
Let’s just say she is beyond being merely fond of the COVID-19 condition of our world; she is a full blown Coronaphiliac!
Coronaphiliac by Dr Bunnygirl March 24, 2020

Coronaphilia 

An abnormal love of anything connected to COVID-19.
There was an ecstatic energy coming from him as he excitedly spoke of his recently diagnosed condition, a severe and unremitting case of Coronaphilia.
Coronaphilia by Dr Bunnygirl March 24, 2020