College Student 1: Dude that werewolf in Twilight is fucking hot.
College Student 2: You do realize he's like 16.
College Student 1: I think that makes me a cougaphile.
The act of getting incredibly crossfaded on alcohol, marijuana, and Xanax. Usually accompanied by incoherent ramblings and projectile vomiting.
Jon: Did you hear about Phillip?
Chris: No, what happened?
Jon: He got so crossphiled that he wanted us to call the EMT.
Chris: Not again... Shouldn't have washed those ladders down with all that wine.
Ben: āDude, did you just how he just bought the entire stock of toilet paper and hand sanitizers!ā
Sally: āDamn yeah! Mans seems like a total coronaphile.ā