College Student 1: Dude that werewolf in Twilight is fucking hot.
College Student 2: You do realize he's like 16.
College Student 1: I think that makes me a cougaphile.
The act of getting incredibly crossfaded on alcohol, marijuana, and Xanax. Usually accompanied by incoherent ramblings and projectile vomiting.
Jon: Did you hear about Phillip?
Chris: No, what happened?
Jon: He got so crossphiled that he wanted us to call the EMT.
Chris: Not again... Shouldn't have washed those ladders down with all that wine.
Ben: “Dude, did you just how he just bought the entire stock of toilet paper and hand sanitizers!”
Sally: “Damn yeah! Mans seems like a total coronaphile.”
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.