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coronanny 

A nanny who has been infected with coronavirus and survived, so he/she is technically immune for the foreseeable future, and can safely come to your home and take care of your kids while you're working remotely from home.
We definitely need a coronanny during this pandemic, kids are studying remote and we're working remote as well.
coronanny by confluge November 30, 2020
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CoronaFlyrus

The fly that landed on Mike Pence’s head during the Vice Presidential Debate 2020.
Mike Pence got the CoronaFlyrus during the debate.

coronary trombosis 

An illness that afflicts the brass section.
A horn player never last long, once coronary trombosis sets in.

coronainsomnia 

Corona insomnia is the inability to sleep because of stress from finances, fear of illness and fear of your family getting corona!
Stella has to drink five cups today because coronainsomnia hit her hard worried about her children and husband getting the rona?

Jake got coronainsomnia because he lost his job due to restaurants closing because of the rona restrictions!
coronainsomnia by Laureezy September 13, 2020

Coronashyster 

An unscrupulous person who opportunistically uses people’s fear over Coronavirus to deceive and defraud.
Don’t buy anything from that Coronashyster!
Coronashyster by Dr Bunnygirl April 4, 2020

Coronaonanist 

A term applied lightheartedly to someone who, due to the social limitations of COVID-19, engages in a healthy level of regular sexual self-gratification.
Yup, she’s a joyous Coronaonanist - and she has no problem owning it!
Coronaonanist by Dr Bunnygirl April 15, 2020

Coronances 

Giving a 6 pack of Corona's as a condolence gesture, then playing the "Pitbull - Fireball" song right after.
"I'm sorry you lost your job dude, my Coronances" While you hand them a 6 pack of Corona's and play the "Pitbull - Fireball" song.
Coronances by Coronances December 11, 2015