coronafraid

Fear of the Coronavirus

I’m coronafraid to leave the house during this pandemic!

coronafraid by Quesapadilla April 18, 2020

coronabrain

Basically when you lose your shit because of coronavirus induced panic and can't maintain a sense of focus due to constantly overwhelming circumstances.

Tony can't remember shit these days with covid-19 and all, he forgets what he's doing in the middle of the task, they say he got a coronabrain.

coronabrain by CheeseySauce March 19, 2020

Coronatrader

A pejorative term used to describe a person who uses their inside knowledge of Coronavirus trends to hit the big time via their unscrupulous stock market trades.

So BFD, I got busted being a Coronatrader and lost my little-man job as the Intelligence Committee Chairman!

Coronatrader by Dr Bunnygirl May 14, 2020

Coronaffair

An affair between two people who are bored by the lockdown created by the coronavirus. Usually between married individuals.

Hey what’s Sarah doing with that nympho? Isn’t she married.

Don’t worry, it’s probably just a coronaffair.

Ok, that’s ok then.

Coronaffair by Frank Fucky June 28, 2020

coronafreude 

noun

Akin to schadenfreude, coronafreude is the pleasure derived by someone from another person contracting Coronavirus disease (COVID-19)

President Trump barely contained his coronafreude when remarking "Romney's in isolation? Gee, that's too bad" after learning that Mitt Romney was in quarantine after testing positive for COVID-19.

US Senate Democrats were practically bursting with coronafreude upon discovering that pandemic-denying Republican Senators in quarantine risk losing their majority advantage.

coronafreude by Ed in SF March 24, 2020

Coronagrad

A person who has developed immunity for COVID-19 virus.

Benito has tested positive for the presence coronavirus anti-bodies. He is a true coronagrad!

Coronagrad by Sir Wu April 1, 2020

Coronabrands 

Coronabrands. Brands who have embraced the social and economic changes imposed by the coronavirus (Covid-19) outbreak and pandemic. These brands have changed their purpose, communication strategies, media and marketing mix, and have taken actions to add value to the common good, apart from adding value to the company that owns them.

In today's market, coronabrands have changed the economics game via new strategies to reach consumers.

Coronabrands by PatoCa April 3, 2020