Coronaffair

An affair between two people who are bored by the lockdown created by the coronavirus. Usually between married individuals.

Hey what’s Sarah doing with that nympho? Isn’t she married.

Don’t worry, it’s probably just a coronaffair.

Ok, that’s ok then.

Coronaffair by Frank Fucky June 28, 2020

Coronaffiti 

When Singapore with strict graffiti laws sounds open to designating spaces where graffiti is allowed—a form of vandalistic inoculation—especially for folks to vent out their frustrations about the government’s half-baked reactive measures in containing the high infection and mortality rates, as the “fine” city experiments to live with Covid in the endemic new normal.

Arts critics have mixed feelings about Singapore’s semi-openness in allowing coronaffiti at some designated locations, because some artistically talented actors from the Opposition could be a pain in the brain in exposing the 4G leaders’ recurring hypocrisy and ineptitude in solving the corona crisis.

Coronaffiti by MathPlus October 7, 2021

Coronafart 

A fart that is now socially acceptable provided it is within the 2 metre distancing restriction.

i coronafarted in Tesco the other day, thank god it wasn’t a sneeze!

Coronafart by Yontsbbig May 2, 2020

coronafraid

Fear of the Coronavirus

I’m coronafraid to leave the house during this pandemic!

coronafraid by Quesapadilla April 18, 2020

coronafireus 

Relating to the 2020 Covid-19 virus:

A multitud of people being laid off due to the effects that aforementioned pandemic causes in the world economy.

I told you that because of the Covid-19 our company is going to coronafireus.

coronafireus by Ivantheterrible March 23, 2020

Coronaffraid 

When someone’s getting hysterically afraid of something not worth the hype.

- “wow look how Susan reacts on that little mouse”
-“lol yeah - she’s so coronaffraid”

Coronaffraid by BETTERKETTER March 10, 2020

coronahaircut 

A botched haircut performed by yourself, a family member or another unqualified person since all hair salons are closed due to coronavirus

I will not be turning my video on during Monday’s zoom meeting since I have a coronahaircut.

coronahaircut by Elliegold May 9, 2020