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coronabrain

Basically when you lose your shit because of coronavirus induced panic and can't maintain a sense of focus due to constantly overwhelming circumstances.
Tony can't remember shit these days with covid-19 and all, he forgets what he's doing in the middle of the task, they say he got a coronabrain.
coronabrain by CheeseySauce March 19, 2020

Coronatard

A human being that goes into full “end of the world” mode because of the corona virus. Most coronatards buy unbelievable quantities of toilet paper. Also, they usually have coronaphobia.
You see that Karen over there? She’s a real coronatard.
Coronatard by oofblocks March 19, 2020

Coronatrader

A pejorative term used to describe a person who uses their inside knowledge of Coronavirus trends to hit the big time via their unscrupulous stock market trades.
So BFD, I got busted being a Coronatrader and lost my little-man job as the Intelligence Committee Chairman!
Coronatrader by Dr Bunnygirl May 14, 2020

coronacrazy 

Acting in a manner that lacks reason, rooted in fear or misinformation related to COVID-19 and SARS-CoV-2 (also known as conronavirus)
Coronacrazy Karen just bought eight packs of toilet paper.
coronacrazy by trackPup March 15, 2020

Coronagoraphobia 

Fear of venturing out after quarantine is lifted because people won’t follow social distancing guidelines.
Karen cannot make herself go to Walmart because quarantining for so long has given her Coronagoraphobia.

Coronagoraphobia 

The fear of contracting corona virus while in the market.
Jamie was afraid to go grocery shopping because of coronagoraphobia.