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John Cornyn
To fuck up so badly due to sheer incompetence and a 1937 elementary school education (and thinking that anything that comes out of that jiggolo-gloving mouth other than Wall Street donor shmegma) that your wife cuckolds you with Ted Cruz on the Senate floor while raising money for Beto O’Rourke’s next campaign while you have to do the tax returns for your party’s pedophile ring.
1: Wow, I feel so John Cornyn today
2: Bro, that doesn’t make sense
1: Maybe I just John Cornyned the example
2: Bro, that doesn’t make sense
1: Maybe I just John Cornyned the example
John Cornyn by Not John Cornyn Obviously November 30, 2020
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cornyn • cornynbread • John Cornyn • corny • Corbyn • Corning • corbyn besson • coryn • corbynite • Cornn Flaek
corbyn besson
A sweet and a amazing guy. He is so lovable and can make you laugh anytime. He is so weird and adorable. Everyone loves Corbyn and his amazing singing. He is part of a band and it's called why don't we.💫😊❤💘💫
corbyn besson by Corbyn_besson_lover_💫❤💫 June 19, 2017
Corning
This fetish is the act of eating or getting your partner to eat a lot of corn, waiting until they defecate and pick the loose corn out of the shit and have the other person eat it.
Corning by Detrevnl23 August 1, 2023
Corbyn Besson
Corbyn Besson by MiAmorCorbyn January 4, 2019
Corbyn besson
a really really cute blonde headed boy he's very good at singing and I love him haha but you'd be really lucky to meet him he's the best and the cutest he's really nice and the sweetest
Corbyn besson by corbynbessoncansnatchmyweave December 14, 2018
Corbyn besson
Corbyn besson by Owen1223 June 11, 2018
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