Skip to main content

cornpoped 

When you make up a story to show how tuff you were when you were in high school
Country89 cornpoped a story about how he beat up a tuba player in high school on a message board
cornpoped by corntuff September 19, 2019
Related Words

Carpwned 

A derivation of the word "owned" or "pwned" dealing with getting hit by a car or any other moving vehicle, thus being "carpwned."
Nate: "Dude Keenan just got hit by a freakin car!"
Chris: "HAHAHA CARPWNED"
Carpwned by snapNGturtle December 22, 2008
A pun on the word "cornpone", which means "hickish", to cornpwn is to beat especially easily, skillfully, or effectively (that's to say, pwn) a person from an area more urban than the one you're from.
New Yorker A-Rod was just struck out by Ohioan Roger Clemens; A-Rod just got cornpwned!
cornpwn by funky rosenberg September 11, 2008
When you get infected or owned by Coronavirus.
"I'm staying away from that dude who's sneezing, I don't wanna get Corowned."
"My mate recently drank from a public tap, no wonder he got Corowned."
Corowned by russianwarclub March 18, 2020
A redneck and or hillbilly. Of Southern extraction.
From Silence of the Lambs: Don't flatter yourself, Starling. That was a long time ago. Why would I hold that against you? Besides, this town is full of cornpone country pussy.
cornpone by Colonel Angus January 26, 2005

carpwned 

Another word for pwned but better. Basically when someone gets humiliated you declare them carpwnt or carpwned. pernounced car-poh-nd or car-paw-nd

The History:
My friend and i were talking about how Steve Erwin got stabbed by a sting ray and i tried to say "steve erwin got harpooned." but instead i mis-styped and wrote "Steve Erwin got carpooned" and it soon evolved to carponed--> carpwned.

SO YES. This is a movement. Use this word ALL THE TIME in any situation you can. In sports, in video games, in situations when people mess up.

Carpwned. Its a way of life.

Word Created by Keenan's mistyping and Chris' evolution of the word.
Your friend wants a cookie so you toss it at him.
He drops it.
"carpwned!"
carpwned by KeenanCARPWNSyou August 30, 2007