A pun on the word "cornpone", which means "hickish", to cornpwn is to beat especially easily, skillfully, or effectively (that's to say, pwn) a person from an area more urban than the one you're from.
New Yorker A-Rod was just struck out by Ohioan Roger Clemens; A-Rod just got cornpwned!
From Silence of the Lambs: Don't flatter yourself, Starling. That was a long time ago. Why would I hold that against you? Besides, this town is full of cornpone country pussy.
Another word for pwned but better. Basically when someone gets humiliated you declare them carpwnt or carpwned. pernounced car-poh-nd or car-paw-nd
The History:
My friend and i were talking about how Steve Erwin got stabbed by a sting ray and i tried to say "steve erwin got harpooned." but instead i mis-styped and wrote "Steve Erwin got carpooned" and it soon evolved to carponed--> carpwned.
SO YES. This is a movement. Use this word ALL THE TIME in any situation you can. In sports, in video games, in situations when people mess up.
Carpwned. Its a way of life.
Word Created by Keenan's mistyping and Chris' evolution of the word.
Your friend wants a cookie so you toss it at him.
He drops it.
"carpwned!"
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.