Definitions by Machaira

cornpwned

1. Past tense of cornpwn.

Please see cornpwn.

cornpwned by Machaira July 27, 2005

e-pwned 

1. Past tense of e-pwn.

Please see e-pwn for details.

e-pwned by Machaira July 27, 2005

al capwn 

1. To pwn someone or something on an extreme, personal level.

2. To exponentially and severely pwn someone or something.

ORIGIN

Created by Justin and Mike during a trip to Ohio in July of 2005.

Al Capone was a notorious gangster from the 1920s. A legendary force to be reckoned with. Look him up and you might start to understand why getting Al Capwned is such a huge beat down. Hehe.

(In reference to a computer-played terrorist sneaking up on a crouched human player and blowing the crap out of him/her execution style): "Dude, you just got Al Capwned!!"

al capwn by Machaira July 26, 2005

pwn continuum

1. The all-encompassing existence of pwnness.

2. The succession of all words and phrases relating to the word pwn.

ORIGIN

Created by Justin and Mike during a trip to Ohio in July of 2005.

"You must respect the pwn continuum."

The originally created pwn continuum includes the following words:
Own/Owned
Pwn/Pwned
Al Capwn/Al Capwned
Cornpwn/Cornpwned
e-pwn/e-pwned

pwn continuum by Machaira July 26, 2005

e-pwn 

1. To pwn someone or something through e-mail.

ORIGIN

Created by Sami in July of 2005.

(An e-pwn I got from my 9-year old cousin): "You and Mike are so pathetic." :-)

e-pwn by Machaira July 26, 2005

cornpwn

1. To pwn oneself.

2. (In a gaming sense) To commit suicide by mistake.

ORIGIN

Created by Mic, Justin, and Mike during a trip to Ohio in July of 2005.

Cornpone is actually cornbread made without milk or eggs. But this has no connection to a cornpwn, so don't try to make one. Do all words have to have a deep meaning behind them? :-P

Used when a plan, plot, or action towards someone or something else backfires, and the originating person/thing gets pwned instead of its target.

(In reference to a game player who just blew himself up while trying to eliminate another player) "That guy just got cornpwned!"

cornpwn by Machaira July 26, 2005