6 definitions by Machaira

1. The all-encompassing existence of pwnness.

2. The succession of all words and phrases relating to the word pwn.

ORIGIN

Created by Justin and Mike during a trip to Ohio in July of 2005.
"You must respect the pwn continuum."

The originally created pwn continuum includes the following words:
Own/Owned
Pwn/Pwned
Al Capwn/Al Capwned
Cornpwn/Cornpwned
e-pwn/e-pwned
by Machaira July 9, 2005
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1. To pwn someone or something through e-mail.

ORIGIN

Created by Sami in July of 2005.
(An e-pwn I got from my 9-year old cousin): "You and Mike are so pathetic." :-)
by Machaira July 9, 2005
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1. To pwn someone or something on an extreme, personal level.

2. To exponentially and severely pwn someone or something.

ORIGIN

Created by Justin and Mike during a trip to Ohio in July of 2005.

Al Capone was a notorious gangster from the 1920s. A legendary force to be reckoned with. Look him up and you might start to understand why getting Al Capwned is such a huge beat down. Hehe.
(In reference to a computer-played terrorist sneaking up on a crouched human player and blowing the crap out of him/her execution style): "Dude, you just got Al Capwned!!"
by Machaira July 9, 2005
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1. To pwn oneself.

2. (In a gaming sense) To commit suicide by mistake.

ORIGIN

Created by Mic, Justin, and Mike during a trip to Ohio in July of 2005.

Cornpone is actually cornbread made without milk or eggs. But this has no connection to a cornpwn, so don't try to make one. Do all words have to have a deep meaning behind them? :-P
Used when a plan, plot, or action towards someone or something else backfires, and the originating person/thing gets pwned instead of its target.

(In reference to a game player who just blew himself up while trying to eliminate another player) "That guy just got cornpwned!"
by Machaira July 9, 2005
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