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I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England 

When a girl is so hot that screwing her could be nothing other than mythic or legendary.
That is the hottest girl I've ever seen. I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England.
v. To hit/beat someone on the head with a large blunt instrument, usually an iron, or something of similar stature. Usually this action is carried out as a direct result of someone not following specific orders, hence a punishment.
If you do not stop snoring in a minute, I am going to crown you.
crowned by Splinkio December 9, 2003

Crowned-hound 

To be so drunk that all one is capabale of is to smoke more hounds and to drink more crowns.
Well biyz I'm not messing i was like a crowned-hound in the fling last night.

You will never get gowl when you are a crowned-hound.
Crowned-hound by MrSkark December 16, 2005
When you get corona virus you've been coroned.
Dont touch that handle frankie you might get coroned.
coroned by Daveydcampo March 13, 2020

copowned 

To be 'owned' by the police. For example arrested or told off. Derives from the inernet word 'owned' or 'pwn4ge'
We all got drunk, beat someone up and got copowned

Crowned me with your Scent 

A polite reference to bring attention to something or someone that is rank ass nasty and reeks of stench.

May reference a rest room that has been funkified with a nasty shit. May refer to some nasty greasy person that refuses to shower and smells of urine, body odor and unwiped ass.
Excuse me sir, having seen you come out of that stall, I must say you have truly crowned me with your scent. This room is ripe.

You nasty bum. Go take a shower. I’m twenty feet from you and you have crowned me with your scent.

Rachel your ass smells of hot wet shit. You have crowned me with your scent after sex. I need a shower as bad as you.