cornpoled 

When you get cornholed by someone who took a big ass cob of corn and sqwoosed it onto their dick. It's no fun...I went to Nebraska one time and a bunch of rednecked motheruckers did it to my dog.

guy # 1: what the fuck is up with them crackers they cornpoled my dog? guy # 2: don't ask me, I guess they got nothin better to do.

cornpoled by Ping Pong Head September 14, 2018

Cornhold 

The force or power exerted by one individual while engaging in anal sex with another person. It also refers to the positioning of bodies involved in anal sex.

Did you see Ron and James down by the river?

Yeah. It looked like Ron had James in a cornhold.

Cornhold by greener than green January 22, 2011

cornpoped 

When you make up a story to show how tuff you were when you were in high school

Country89 cornpoped a story about how he beat up a tuba player in high school on a message board

cornpoped by corntuff September 19, 2019

Captain Cornhole 

Captain Cornhole is what you call a guy who is a BIG asshole! Simply calling someone "Captain" is enough if everyone around already knows what you are talking about about.

Who asked you for your opinion Captain Cornhole?

Captain Cornhole by htownfun August 22, 2009

Cornhole Canyon 

The sequel to Brokeback Mountain. Cornhole Canyon is the second installment in a whole saga of butt-fucking cowboys.

Also, a great name for gay porn that is unrelated to Brokeback Mountain.

Gareth: I just saw Cornhole Canyon last night.
Jalapeno: Woah, really?
Gareth: Yeah, it gave me lots of ideas of what I could do with my boy...umm girlfriend.
Jalapeno: Gay, much?

Cornhole Canyon by [insert witty name here] October 4, 2009

cornhole cowboy 

someone (usually a male) who is adventerous with anothers anus. in plural it usually refers to two males who are particularly gay.

Hey Jonothan, I was unaware that Raymond and Dorian were such cornhole cowboys.

cornhole cowboy by Alex Ramsay July 16, 2008

Cornhole

To fuck someone in the ass

I want to cornhole Nicole

Cornhole by winter._.slayyy May 10, 2018