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Cornholiovirus
Named after The Great Cornholio and inspired by Coronavirus, the Cornholiovirus is basically any pandemic which causes people to go out and buy mass amounts of TP for no real reason. Symptoms may include, but are not limited to: general twitchiness, a t-shirt worn over the head, shouting obscenities at retail workers, obsessive hoarding of TP, and overall cluelessness of any given situation at hand.
Overheard in store: "I am the Great Cornholio! You will give me all of your TP!"
Wal-mart employee over radio: "Security? We have another case of Cornholiovirus in aisle 15... please advise."
Wal-mart employee over radio: "Security? We have another case of Cornholiovirus in aisle 15... please advise."
Cornholiovirus by ShangChang March 18, 2020
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the great cornholio
The alter ego of Beavis, an animated character who makes up one half of the dynamic duo "Beavis and Butthead" on MTV.
the great cornholio by Albert February 14, 2004
cornholio
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
Cornhold
The force or power exerted by one individual while engaging in anal sex with another person. It also refers to the positioning of bodies involved in anal sex.
Cornhold by greener than green January 22, 2011
Captain Cornhole
Captain Cornhole is what you call a guy who is a BIG asshole! Simply calling someone "Captain" is enough if everyone around already knows what you are talking about about.
Captain Cornhole by htownfun August 22, 2009
Cornhole Canyon
The sequel to Brokeback Mountain. Cornhole Canyon is the second installment in a whole saga of butt-fucking cowboys.
Also, a great name for gay porn that is unrelated to Brokeback Mountain.
Also, a great name for gay porn that is unrelated to Brokeback Mountain.
Gareth: I just saw Cornhole Canyon last night.
Jalapeno: Woah, really?
Gareth: Yeah, it gave me lots of ideas of what I could do with my boy...umm girlfriend.
Jalapeno: Gay, much?
Jalapeno: Woah, really?
Gareth: Yeah, it gave me lots of ideas of what I could do with my boy...umm girlfriend.
Jalapeno: Gay, much?
Cornhole Canyon by [insert witty name here] October 4, 2009
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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