cornford 

In latin a cornford translates to `corn` `crap` meaning a corny poo or a crap that contains corn. Normally appearing the night after munching a product that contain corn or corn is an ingredient.

Oh man, I need a crap and its gonna a right cornford.

cornford by hertzigger September 4, 2012

conford 

Short for Connie.
A person who is in a "conford" mood... meaning, pissy.

Jeeze Connie is being really conford today.

conford by jerry chode May 20, 2010

Cornlords 

Human feces containing visible amounts of undigested corn.

Dude I hit the stalls cuz I had to take a crap and somebody left a herd of cornlords in there...

Cornlords by Hunkasaurus Chunk July 27, 2009

confordable 

Comfortable and affordable all in one

This sofa is very confordable

confordable by Cfman6 January 13, 2011

cornfondled 

Highly confused. Absolutely flabbergasted. To be so absolutely dumfounded and lost as to what's going on.

He saw a mule working a pole as he drove by and was absolutely cornfondled.

cornfondled by Little Piss Boy June 21, 2023

Cornlord 

A very corny person

Person 1: "Ermmm, this bro just called me the freaking n word" kidstockimage.png
Person 2: wow your a cornlord

Cornlord by Jackishere March 29, 2024