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In latin a cornford translates to `corn` `crap` meaning a corny poo or a crap that contains corn. Normally appearing the night after munching a product that contain corn or corn is an ingredient.

Oh man, I need a crap and its gonna a right cornford.

cornford by hertzigger September 4, 2012

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conford

Short for Connie.
A person who is in a "conford" mood... meaning, pissy.

Jeeze Connie is being really conford today.

conford by jerry chode May 20, 2010

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Cornlords

Human feces containing visible amounts of undigested corn.

Dude I hit the stalls cuz I had to take a crap and somebody left a herd of cornlords in there...

Cornlords by Hunkasaurus Chunk July 27, 2009

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confordable

Comfortable and affordable all in one

This sofa is very confordable

confordable by Cfman6 January 13, 2011

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cornfondled

Highly confused. Absolutely flabbergasted. To be so absolutely dumfounded and lost as to what's going on.

He saw a mule working a pole as he drove by and was absolutely cornfondled.

cornfondled by Little Piss Boy June 21, 2023

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Cornlord

A very corny person

Person 1: "Ermmm, this bro just called me the freaking n word" kidstockimage.png
Person 2: wow your a cornlord

Cornlord by Jackishere March 29, 2024

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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