cornfondled 

Highly confused. Absolutely flabbergasted. To be so absolutely dumfounded and lost as to what's going on.

He saw a mule working a pole as he drove by and was absolutely cornfondled.

cornfondled by Little Piss Boy June 21, 2023

confundled 

Everything's stuck together
Something chaotic
Something you cant figure out
Tangled things
Confusing

Hey, can you try to untangle my headphones?
They're all confundled.

-Hey, can you read this?
-No way dude, it's all confundled

confundled by Nicholaslis January 10, 2009

Cornfoozled

confused and frustrated at the same time, over stressed.

Being extremely busy has me all cornfoozled over the new regulations being imposed.

Cornfoozled by Stefi14 July 19, 2010

Confundled 

When you are mildly confused.

“How do you think you did on the quiz?”
“I don’t know man it had me man confundled”

Confundled by nijaropa February 16, 2019

Confundled

Dumbfounded, overly confused, entirely gobsmacked

John Doe is confundled

Confundled by StarFallColorsV3 May 3, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020