cornfondled

Highly confused. Absolutely flabbergasted. To be so absolutely dumfounded and lost as to what's going on.

He saw a mule working a pole as he drove by and was absolutely cornfondled.

cornfondled by Little Piss Boy June 21, 2023

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confundled

Everything's stuck together
Something chaotic
Something you cant figure out
Tangled things
Confusing

Hey, can you try to untangle my headphones?
They're all confundled.

-Hey, can you read this?
-No way dude, it's all confundled

confundled by Nicholaslis January 10, 2009

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cornfondled • confundled • Cornfoozled

Cornfoozled

confused and frustrated at the same time, over stressed.

Being extremely busy has me all cornfoozled over the new regulations being imposed.

Cornfoozled by Stefi14 July 19, 2010

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Confundled

When you are mildly confused.

“How do you think you did on the quiz?”
“I don’t know man it had me man confundled”

Confundled by nijaropa February 16, 2019

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Confundled

Dumbfounded, overly confused, entirely gobsmacked

John Doe is confundled

Confundled by StarFallColorsV3 May 3, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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