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Corplords 

Small group of Corporations / Overlords that control the population of the earth by means of feudal master slave monetary control.
The Corplords have decided minimum wage should be low enough that the populace cannot have time to rest and think about the evil system they live under and who is behind that system.
Corplords by Ashsoul December 31, 2014
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cornford 

In latin a cornford translates to `corn` `crap` meaning a corny poo or a crap that contains corn. Normally appearing the night after munching a product that contain corn or corn is an ingredient.
Oh man, I need a crap and its gonna a right cornford.
cornford by hertzigger September 4, 2012

Cornlords 

Human feces containing visible amounts of undigested corn.
Dude I hit the stalls cuz I had to take a crap and somebody left a herd of cornlords in there...
Cornlords by Hunkasaurus Chunk July 27, 2009

coonlord 

someone who prefers to steal things and shags the homeless for there pennies.
holy shit that coonlord just shagged obama
coonlord by maximumdamage September 29, 2018
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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