corndingle

When one has a corny dingleberry, then proceeds to smear it across one’s sleeping face.

“My homeboy Johnathon, is crazy on the sticks, so much so, he corndingled a fucking homeless guy.”

by gtjackoff March 25, 2024

cornwinkle

1) A comic book character.

2) A boy a family member brings that no one in the family likes. Often shady looking, dressing in cream colored suits, with a carat and a half of cubic zirconium in their ear, and tend to chew gum obnoxiously.

Also spelled corn winkle

Jordan: Hey, who's that kid you brought, Sharon?

Sharon: Him? That's Chuck!

Jordan: Chuck? He seems kinda shady to me.

Sharon: Nah, he's pretty cool.

(One hour later)

Jordan: Hey, Cornwinkle! What are you still doing here?

Chuck/Cornwinkle: I was invited?

Sharon: Cornwinkle, go home! Take my car, and go!

Jordan: Did you just send Cornwinkle home?

Sharon: Yeah, he seemed pretty shady.

by Neal Lancing December 6, 2009

Crondangles

Used to describe high quality Canibis

That shit was the crondangles

by crondangles February 27, 2010

Corndoggler

A man born with corndogs where his fingers and toes should be, genetic mutation has given him the ability to regenerate the corndogs.

The man was attack by the corndoggler and was found with 3 corndogs lodged in his throat

by GuitarGuy March 14, 2012

Condindle

To be in a situation with someone where you do things such as send and speak . essentially just a situationship but the adjective.

Hey amelie, me and jake are gonna condindle
omg so cute

by maxyyythebest December 17, 2023

Corndogleing

To have Haydens mom bent over eating a corn dog on the family couch while a random guy or one name Taylor rail her from behind.

Taylor:Hayden I had such a a good corndogleing lastnight

by ilovemilfsandhaydensmomisbest February 11, 2024

Confingle

to accidentally mix up or tangle multiple things—physical or emotional—while trying to organize them.

dude i confingled my wires and i think i just got shocked with 1000 volts, i can see fucking colors

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jesus fucking christ what the hell do you mean you can see colors

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nevermind

by shut up you stupid idiot October 25, 2025