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cornwinkle

1) A comic book character.

2) A boy a family member brings that no one in the family likes. Often shady looking, dressing in cream colored suits, with a carat and a half of cubic zirconium in their ear, and tend to chew gum obnoxiously.

Also spelled corn winkle
Jordan: Hey, who's that kid you brought, Sharon?

Sharon: Him? That's Chuck!

Jordan: Chuck? He seems kinda shady to me.

Sharon: Nah, he's pretty cool.

(One hour later)

Jordan: Hey, Cornwinkle! What are you still doing here?

Chuck/Cornwinkle: I was invited?

Sharon: Cornwinkle, go home! Take my car, and go!

Jordan: Did you just send Cornwinkle home?

Sharon: Yeah, he seemed pretty shady.
cornwinkle by Neal Lancing December 6, 2009

Crondangles 

Used to describe high quality Canibis
That shit was the crondangles
Crondangles by crondangles February 27, 2010

Corndoggler 

A man born with corndogs where his fingers and toes should be, genetic mutation has given him the ability to regenerate the corndogs.
The man was attack by the corndoggler and was found with 3 corndogs lodged in his throat
Corndoggler by GuitarGuy March 14, 2012
To be in a situation with someone where you do things such as send and speak . essentially just a situationship but the adjective.
Hey amelie, me and jake are gonna condindle
omg so cute
Condindle by maxyyythebest December 17, 2023

Corndogleing 

To have Haydens mom bent over eating a corn dog on the family couch while a random guy or one name Taylor rail her from behind.
Taylor:Hayden I had such a a good corndogleing lastnight
to accidentally mix up or tangle multiple things—physical or emotional—while trying to organize them.
dude i confingled my wires and i think i just got shocked with 1000 volts, i can see fucking colors

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jesus fucking christ what the hell do you mean you can see colors



nevermind