a candidate found in the matched list of suitors of the increasingly popular pseudo speed dating/just plain ole hookup app Tinder

a top conTinder: one of those suitors found at the top of said matched list, due to frequent text conversation

It's always nice to wake up to a new list of conTinders.

"Yea, he has a picture of his dog, a picture of him doing manly outdoorsy things, and all of his pics are taken by other people, definitely a top conTinder on my list."
"Hmm, my top conTinders take selfies, have beach bods, and are dtf."

conTinder by McNullty February 28, 2013

Related Words

Condindle • confundled • conTinder • Condenden • Condicle • condilee • condonlences • condoodle • Condoodlefy • Confingle

confundle

1. The act of confusing a person entirely. 2. The use of the word can also be confusing the person who is confusing you.

i.e. (1.) You confundle me sir.
i.e. (2.) Wait what does confundle mean?

confundle by B. Duncan October 10, 2006

Condicle

Condicle, noun, a block of cubicles arranged towards each other in a group much like a condo unit.

Usually a block of four cubicles all sharing the same major area, but not limited to arrangements of four.

Oh, Ted? Yeah of course he is a friend of mine, we share the same condicle at work.

Condicle by NotYourAverageLunch January 15, 2013

confundled

Everything's stuck together
Something chaotic
Something you cant figure out
Tangled things
Confusing

Hey, can you try to untangle my headphones?
They're all confundled.

-Hey, can you read this?
-No way dude, it's all confundled

confundled by Nicholaslis January 10, 2009

Continder

After you deactivate your tinder account because you’re questioning your life decisions, but finally get horny enough that you decide to reactivate.

I kinda hate myself but I am going to continder. Bad dates are better than no dates right??

Continder by Sylie January 14, 2018

condilee

Female Name
Condilee is often referred to as “BONDILEE.” Condilee is a bad ass looking chick who reels in all the boys. She is not scared of no bitch or man. Condilee’s are generally tall, but still have your favorite dream girl attributes. You want a condilee in your life.

“Yooooo did you see Condilee at that party last night?” “Hell yeah bro I tried to slide in but she slapped me instead so I left early in disappointment.”

condilee by glmao June 26, 2018

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026