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The act of placing a jar of one's own semen on the top shelf of a cabinet so that children think it is mayonaisse, then right when it falls down the cabinet onto the childs head, getting an old woman to vomit on the child's armpit.
I gave my kid a William Cornfangle last night for spilling orange juice.
by mikey steel July 06, 2008
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