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Corndogleing 

To have Haydens mom bent over eating a corn dog on the family couch while a random guy or one name Taylor rail her from behind.
Taylor:Hayden I had such a a good corndogleing lastnight
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Corndogging 

The act of inserting a penis directly into a person's mouth after it has been in an anus, analogous to a hot dog, having been dipped in batter, being consumed.
That girl is so skanky she'll go corndogging without hesitation.
Corndogging by laprofesseur May 25, 2009

corndogging 

The act of inserting a corn dog into the rectum of your partner, stick first, and then proceeding to eat it out. The stick is optional. Condiments are not recommended.
Dude, I totally was corndogging last night, and let me tell you, corndogging makes corndogs ten times better. Shit is the new ketchup.
corndogging by cynnicism October 14, 2011

corndogging 

(v.) A swift kick to the middle of the buttocks region issued with one knee. This manuever is usually accompanied with two hands placed on the hips. In essence, it is "kneeing" somebody in the ars.
"Don't eat my pop-tarts or I'm gonna corndog you"
corndogging by Ted Wilde August 18, 2004

corndogging 

Something to bring up on a Match.com profile.
"I like corndogging"
corndogging by iceeeeeeee March 22, 2010

Corndogging 

(v) The act of having simulated sex with a woman who is hesitant to engage in intercourse. The woman holds her hand in front of her vagina and the man has sex with her hand. Can also be used to simulate anal sex if a tighter grip is used. Reportedly can be very satisfying.
Not Roger: I enjoy corndogging.
David: That's really weird man.
Self Michael: Gross!
Corndogging by RooMeD September 5, 2011

corndogging 

the art of ramming a cocaine filled straw into someones asshole and blowing the coke in their ass as hard as possible
the other day i corndogged Sean while he was sleeping
corndogging by Cody Meadows April 11, 2005
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