corncan 

An incredibly stupid or ditzy person.

(Their brain in their head sounds like a rattling corn kernel in a can.)

Jaime is such a corncan.

corncan by Andrea Turnbull January 13, 2004

Corntango 

The market condition where bitcoin (corn) futures prices are higher than spot prices.

Bitcoin is doing the #CORNTANGO.

Corntango by Quantum Corntangoment March 14, 2021

Corntang 

(n.) A combination of the words corn hole and poon tang. Corntang is a word used to describe a girls butthole.

(v.) The act of eating a girls butthole.

Wow that girl is so hott. I would definitely eat her corntang.

You have a beautiful butthole, if only you were down to corntang.

What? You haven't douched today? Its fine, I'll just corntang.

Corntang by JoeyDaJock June 19, 2011

Corncat

Corncat (n) korn-kat - The higher being of the religious cult formed amongst the internet board Inforoo. It is rare for Corncat to be seen in person, as it is usually busy eating corn and keeping the follower's faith in tact. The Killer Bee Relay Team is one of the few witnesses blessed enough to have footage of the all mighty Corncat.

When in the wild, Corncat is said to make a noise sounding like "NOM NOM Nom nom nom nom." If you hear this noise and do not have corn in your possession, it is advisable that you run as fast as possible away from where you are, because Corncat is near, and he is probably hungry.

Ignorant One: "What's Corncat??"
Enlightned One: "NOM NOM NOM!!"

Corncat by Strumntheguitar July 8, 2007

corncunted 

corncunted: Having a vagina large enough to slip one or more ears of corn into, without touching the sides.

Big Mary was having trouble getting laid. the word had gotten around that Mary had become corncunted, and that attempting to have sex with her was a bit like trying to hump the ocean, warm and wet but no real feeling to it.

corncunted by Vinter January 28, 2010

Corntangopotamus 

(n.) One who is addicted to corntanging.

Joey - "Damn ever since Eric licked her butthole he has become a Corntangopotamus."

Corntangopotamus by JoeyDaJock June 30, 2011

concannon 

Ancient Gaelic word meaning discretion

Please handle the situation with concannon

concannon by RubyCosmo January 20, 2009