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corncan

An incredibly stupid or ditzy person.

(Their brain in their head sounds like a rattling corn kernel in a can.)
Jaime is such a corncan.
by Andrea Turnbull January 13, 2004
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Corntango

The market condition where bitcoin (corn) futures prices are higher than spot prices.
Bitcoin is doing the #CORNTANGO.
by Quantum Corntangoment March 14, 2021
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Corntang

(n.) A combination of the words corn hole and poon tang. Corntang is a word used to describe a girls butthole.

(v.) The act of eating a girls butthole.
Wow that girl is so hott. I would definitely eat her corntang.

You have a beautiful butthole, if only you were down to corntang.

What? You haven't douched today? Its fine, I'll just corntang.
by JoeyDaJock June 19, 2011
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Corncat

Corncat (n) korn-kat - The higher being of the religious cult formed amongst the internet board Inforoo. It is rare for Corncat to be seen in person, as it is usually busy eating corn and keeping the follower's faith in tact. The Killer Bee Relay Team is one of the few witnesses blessed enough to have footage of the all mighty Corncat.

When in the wild, Corncat is said to make a noise sounding like "NOM NOM Nom nom nom nom." If you hear this noise and do not have corn in your possession, it is advisable that you run as fast as possible away from where you are, because Corncat is near, and he is probably hungry.
Ignorant One: "What's Corncat??"
Enlightned One: "NOM NOM NOM!!"
by Strumntheguitar July 8, 2007
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corncunted

corncunted: Having a vagina large enough to slip one or more ears of corn into, without touching the sides.
Big Mary was having trouble getting laid. the word had gotten around that Mary had become corncunted, and that attempting to have sex with her was a bit like trying to hump the ocean, warm and wet but no real feeling to it.
by Vinter January 28, 2010
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Corntangopotamus

(n.) One who is addicted to corntanging.
Joey - "Damn ever since Eric licked her butthole he has become a Corntangopotamus."
by JoeyDaJock June 30, 2011
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concannon

Please handle the situation with concannon
by RubyCosmo January 20, 2009
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