A nickname for corn based "pornography," usually for those with a corn fetish.
Usually contains heavy amounts of corn, however it isn't anything like standard porn, as it only includes high quality images / videos that have to do entirely with corn. Also can include corn being slowly cooked, or with corn being topped with melting butter. Usually doesn't include humans at all.
Man, that cornography gave me a good fap, although I wish there was more corn.
Why am I writing about cornography, even though I have never had interest in it?
Chornography consists of any of a variety of household tasks or duties -- ranging from sweeping, laundry and dusting to closet organization or dish washing -- with the intent of eliciting sexual excitement. Most often employed by the male in a female/male household.
Petunia: "Last night, Antonio made a fabulous dinner, then cleaned up the kitchen, and THEN folded all the laundry! I have never been so turned on in my life!"
Buttercup: "Nothing like a little chornography to get a girl in the mood!"
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The obscene experience one may have while eating a freshly grilled corn on the cob. One may be unable to actually speak words, but, instead, mumble noises to accentuate the extreme pleasure of eating corn on the cob.
Dude 1: MMMM. OOOOHH. This is so good. MMMM. OOOH. MMMMM. It's so juicy. I want more.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.