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Cornographic 

1. (verb) The act of photographing corn without husks, cobs without corn, etc.

2. (verb) The act of sneaking up behind an ear of corn in a field without others noticing.

3. (adjective) The kind of person who tells a really corny joke/a really corny joke.
1. Oh man, that guy really loves his corn, he's making it SO cornographic!

2. Seriously, you don't need to peel the corn and make it even more conrographic than it already is.

3. Did you really have to tell a knock-knock joke? You are SO cornographic.
Cornographic by clohy July 17, 2010
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Pornographic Thespian 

1) One who acts in pornographic motion pictures.

2) Another term for "pornstar," first used by comedian Sarah Silverman in the film Jesus is Magic.
Sarah Silverman: I was watching, uh… porn, and it was like a series of vignettes, and in this one scene, it featured Ron Jeremy, a very famous, um… pornographic thespian. And in this scene, he is masturbating- onto a lady- but I noticed his pinky was out, and I found out why he masturbates with his pinky out: it's because he's classy.

Lisa Ann (pornographic actress) 

Worlds most popular porn star, Lisa Ann. Has many scenes with top names from amateur videos, bondage, double penetration all the way to gangbangs. Known for her huge 38e breasts and intense hardcore scenes.

Lisa Ann, a scintillating dark-haired beauty who only grows more appealing with age, graced the porn scene between 1993 and 1994. Her exhibitionist talents first began on stage as an erotic dancer during her college years in 1990, when she later became a certified dental assistant. In 1997 she quit the porn business due to an AIDS scare. During her time away she returned to dancing in strip clubs around the United States. Later she returned to the industry as first an agent and then eventually as a performer again. It was during this time she founded Clear Talent Management, which later was renamed Lisa Ann's Talent Management, based in California. She is perhaps best known as of 2008 and 2009 for her on-camera portrayal of right-wing politician Sarah Palin in the porn parody "Who's Nailin' Paylin?". Lisa's over-a-decade career continues with great strength as her popularity grows. She is perhaps one of the most popular performers in the "MILF" and "Cougar" genres of the porn industry.

Has won many awards such as best group scene, Milf of the year and many more.
Seen that new lisa Ann (pornographic actress) movie?

Yeah! She's a kinky cougar!

Jayden James (Pornographic Actress) 

Arguably one of the most beautiful porn stars in the industry, Jayden James is the full package. Brunette, thick but not fat by ANY means, nice, succulent breasts, and an immaculately crafted butt, there are literally NO flaws in her physical appearance. Jayden James gained popularity when she starred in an episode of MTV's "True Life: I'm addicted to porn", where she tried to find more respectable jobs. However, she later realized just what the fuck she was doing, and continued pursuing her career as an adult actress.
Jayden James (Pornographic Actress) is one of the hottest pornstars in the industry. Just look at one of her videos from xvideos or pornhub. Go on, I'll wait....... WHAT DID I TELL YOU? Is she not the most beautiful actress or what???

Pornographic Memory 

The ability to recognize the identity of a person by merely glancing at their buttocks or breasts.
Brian must have a "pornographic memory" because he can recognize Lisa based on her buttocks.

Pornographic Memory 

The ability to name, recognize, remember and/or recall every porno movie, picture, pornstar and moneyshot that you've ever laid eyes upon. (The greater the volume, the greater the commendation.)
See: Moneyshot
Sir Spanks-a-lot confidently deleted the recently downloaded Young-Dum and Full of Cum.mpg #5c, starring Aurora Snow, as his pornographic memory informed him that it was already stored on his computer's hard drive; cluster#: 43,600; sector# 165; Size: 133,455,000 bytes, et al.

Cornography 

A nickname for corn based "pornography," usually for those with a corn fetish.
Usually contains heavy amounts of corn, however it isn't anything like standard porn, as it only includes high quality images / videos that have to do entirely with corn. Also can include corn being slowly cooked, or with corn being topped with melting butter. Usually doesn't include humans at all.
Man, that cornography gave me a good fap, although I wish there was more corn.

Why am I writing about cornography, even though I have never had interest in it?
Cornography by Poochyena_ October 11, 2017
Word of the Day on May 21, 2023
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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