carnagraphic 

Viewing or seeing carnage so graphic you want to lose your Popeyes from yesterday

Seeing videos of war in Ukraine is sometimes carnagraphic.

carnagraphic by John Trowbridge February 23, 2023

carnagraphic 

Viewing videos of carnage so graphic it makes you want to lose your Popeyes from yesterday

Videos of Ukraine war are sometimes very carnagraphic.

carnagraphic by John Trowbridge February 23, 2023

Cartographically Challenged 

Anyone who cannot read a map.

My mother-in-law is always getting lost because she is cartographically challenged.

Even though I sent her a map, my daughter was late to the restaurant; she is cartographically challenged.

Cartographically Challenged by Moishe Tannenbaum January 7, 2012

cacagraphical 

of or pertaining to shitty writing; an overwhelming impression of shit prompted by bad writing; a thoroughly inaccessible text, writing, or writing style; writing that affects depth by overuse of esoteric vocabulary; a literary attempt at erudition by way of incomprehensibility; technical vocabulary strung together in text without rendering their meaning; textual or written elaboration that obfuscates what was previously simple; the literary product of a person paid to write gossip, slander, or shit about people; a really bad philosophy paper

The philosopher's writing is so bombastic and unintelligible that it can only be described as cacagraphical.

cacagraphical by Edward Guzman May 12, 2008

Cornographic 

1. (verb) The act of photographing corn without husks, cobs without corn, etc.

2. (verb) The act of sneaking up behind an ear of corn in a field without others noticing.

3. (adjective) The kind of person who tells a really corny joke/a really corny joke.

1. Oh man, that guy really loves his corn, he's making it SO cornographic!

2. Seriously, you don't need to peel the corn and make it even more conrographic than it already is.

3. Did you really have to tell a knock-knock joke? You are SO cornographic.

Cornographic by clohy July 17, 2010