of or pertaining to shitty writing; an overwhelming impression of shit prompted by bad writing; a thoroughly inaccessible text, writing, or writing style; writing that affects depth by overuse of esoteric vocabulary; a literary attempt at erudition by way of incomprehensibility; technical vocabulary strung together in text without rendering their meaning; textual or written elaboration that obfuscates what was previously simple; the literary product of a person paid to write gossip, slander, or shit about people; a really bad philosophy paper
The philosopher's writing is so bombastic and unintelligible that it can only be described as cacagraphical.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.