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carnagraphic by John Trowbridge February 23, 2023
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Cartographically Challenged
My mother-in-law is always getting lost because she is cartographically challenged.
Even though I sent her a map, my daughter was late to the restaurant; she is cartographically challenged.
Even though I sent her a map, my daughter was late to the restaurant; she is cartographically challenged.
Cartographically Challenged by Moishe Tannenbaum January 7, 2012
cacagraphical
of or pertaining to shitty writing; an overwhelming impression of shit prompted by bad writing; a thoroughly inaccessible text, writing, or writing style; writing that affects depth by overuse of esoteric vocabulary; a literary attempt at erudition by way of incomprehensibility; technical vocabulary strung together in text without rendering their meaning; textual or written elaboration that obfuscates what was previously simple; the literary product of a person paid to write gossip, slander, or shit about people; a really bad philosophy paper
The philosopher's writing is so bombastic and unintelligible that it can only be described as cacagraphical.
cacagraphical by Edward Guzman May 12, 2008
Cornographic
1. (verb) The act of photographing corn without husks, cobs without corn, etc.
2. (verb) The act of sneaking up behind an ear of corn in a field without others noticing.
3. (adjective) The kind of person who tells a really corny joke/a really corny joke.
2. (verb) The act of sneaking up behind an ear of corn in a field without others noticing.
3. (adjective) The kind of person who tells a really corny joke/a really corny joke.
1. Oh man, that guy really loves his corn, he's making it SO cornographic!
2. Seriously, you don't need to peel the corn and make it even more conrographic than it already is.
3. Did you really have to tell a knock-knock joke? You are SO cornographic.
2. Seriously, you don't need to peel the corn and make it even more conrographic than it already is.
3. Did you really have to tell a knock-knock joke? You are SO cornographic.
Cornographic by clohy July 17, 2010
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
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Plate of Brown
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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